[REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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[REPOST] Won't Let Me Go To Jury Duty? Enjoy Being Questioned In Court
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[REPOST] Military Wife Demands Salute? Never!
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[REPOST] Don’t Want A Woman Working On Your Car? Have Fun Waiting
[REPOST] Many years ago, I worked at a car dealership. The attached service garage was small and I was the only licensed mechanic....
Cover myself while I breastfeed? OK (i.imgur.com)
Can't sell water? Ok, here's some free water with your peanut purchase (i.imgur.com)
[REPOST] Send 3 years' worth of documents? OK sure!
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[REPOST] A Manager Has To Dismiss Me? OK, I'll Just Get Overtime For Doing Nothing Then
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[REPOST] Our head of IT needed a new password, and an explanation of due process
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[META] 2.8k subscribers - welcome! Updates, Rules and Navigating the Fediverse
WELCOME!...
Won't let me use someone else's (free) rewards card? No problem, i'll make you sign me up for another card!
(full disclosure - I posted this on reddit about 6 years ago, just saw it while I was deleting my reddit posts and thought I would port it over)...
[REPOST] You might like to back up that decision...
[REPOST] Years ago, I was the CTO of a software company that was perhaps the worst run company I've ever seen. It was run by a "chairman" who used to be a flight engineer, and who had no experience at all in the software industry. One day, in his expansive wisdom, Mr. Chairman decided that we were going to give his friend (a...
[META] Creating a new community is easy, but to get people on board, you need to create some content.
If you create a community, please try and populate it with content. I see a lot of new communities with 0-1 posts from the mod. That’s not nearly enough to get people engaged - users are going to see that it’s a ghost town and leave....
[REPOST] Get rid of my vacation? Have fun replacing me.
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[REPOST] "I don’t care if he is dead, put him on the phone.”
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[REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof
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[REPOST] You want me to only do what you've assigned me and not help anyone else? Okay then.
[REPOST] I used to be an assistant golf course superintendent. One day my boss had me spraying chemicals on the fairways....
[REPOST] Boss did not like the look of the "bulk Mailing" stamp, told me to remove it. Cost the company over $220K.
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[repost] Want an empty omelette? Sure
So it was my first job was a server at a very popular 24 hour breakfast diner/chain. We had lots of colorful customers....
ULPT: If you're renting a new apartment, save a newspaper from the day your rent starts.
That way, if there are any damages, you can take a picture with the newspaper and “prove” that the damage was there when you moved in.
ULPT: If you are late returning a car rental and you purchased full insurance, you can just crash it.
No more late return fees!
[META] 17k subscribers - welcome! New mod team, and reminder about rules/navigating the fediverse
WELCOME!...
How does subscriber count work across lemmy instances?
So I just ran into this problem and I was wondering if anyone knew the lemmy software well enough to answer this. I'm seeing different stats on communities depending on which instance I view it from, and I don't know what the true statistics are....
[REPOST] "If you don't like the way we do things here, you can leave." OK
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[REPOST] Super extra spicy fried chicken
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