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eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in Aaaaaand it's over Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in Their barbarism knows no limits This evening’s nightmares brought to you by Asmodeus Poisonteeth https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/2b0e2e74-45f1-45e3-ac0d-32e758b9e382.png
This evening’s nightmares brought to you by Asmodeus Poisonteeth
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eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in Father's fettucine? There’s vomit on the sweater he’s got on - Uncle’s Udon.
There’s vomit on the sweater he’s got on - Uncle’s Udon.
eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in Give cheese Meanwhile, back in the hotel safe https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/15a9d6b7-3c91-4b39-8cd1-e14df03c6c51.jpeg
Meanwhile, back in the hotel safe
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eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in Inspired by reading everyday news https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/481e6391-d81d-4da5-a946-a1eb814469a0.jpeg
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eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in Sweet dreams Alphabet soup but it’s all Zzzz’s
Alphabet soup but it’s all Zzzz’s
eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock Babylon Toolbar has entered the browser
Babylon Toolbar has entered the browser
eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in you've been warned I heard that if you take even one bite, you won’t poop for 3 days
I heard that if you take even one bite, you won’t poop for 3 days
eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in My mind every time someone says thesaurus Not just any old saurus
Not just any old saurus
eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in Did I do it right? You are the wind beneath my wings
You are the wind beneath my wings
eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃 Sometimes I just hold the pot handle and swish it around slightly. Never had a problem with sticking. It seems like an infomercial problem.
Sometimes I just hold the pot handle and swish it around slightly. Never had a problem with sticking. It seems like an infomercial problem.
eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in But cat domesticated us Me too. dO YuOr oWn rEsEaRch
Me too. dO YuOr oWn rEsEaRch
eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in Need to make more money 😩 I have already limited my consumption to a minimum. Now I just need to make more money.
I have already limited my consumption to a minimum. Now I just need to make more money.
eezeebee, 1 year ago to memes in I don't care that Goku and Frieza have been powering up for the last two weeks; you're not changing it on me Don’t forget the parts where we get to watch the dust settle
Don’t forget the parts where we get to watch the dust settle