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They purposely attacked a dog

So I’ve got some assassins that will just randomly attack me because of spoilers. Well, this time, some people came and tried to help kill the assassins, and one of them was a dog. This assassin I was fighting decided to run away from me and past another party member, taking 2 opportunity attacks in the process so they could...

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Guess that assassin moonlights as a police officer.

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It’s a cat toy. They didn’t have laser pointers back then.

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Pipe in an endless loop of “Baby Shark” and Justin Bieber?

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At one point in a former life, I was one of the trainers for the incoming helpdesk technicians. One of the practical exams we put them through involved us doing creative things to fuck with their computers before they came to class, and then having them figure out what was wrong and how to fix it. Plugging the mouse from one computer into its neighbor’s USB port and vice versa was one of my favorite tricks. For whatever reason, it had a 100% success rate in effectively fucking with them.

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Aragorn’s an 80 year old homeless man who probably hasn’t had a bath in a while.

I doubt that coconut and sandlewood would be the dominant scents there is all I’m saying.

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Well that image is now stuck in my head forever…

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TL;DR: quantum mechanics is freaky. In the double-slit experiment, it was shown that un-observed photons behaved like a wave, interfering with itself (top pic), while observed photons acted like particles (bottom pic). The phenomenon is known as wave function collapse.

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