ergifruit

@ergifruit@lemmygrad.ml

Appalachian Communist

God’s Hottest Mistake

Wasp Fylgjur Queen

World’s Strongest Fujoshi

Pronouns: He/They, Il/Iel, 他

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ergifruit,

as someone with IBS, cold/frozen liquids are the way to go... pun fully intended. it might be a bit difficult to keep things cool, but frozen sports drinks and the like are good for keeping you going. it's really unhealthy, and i absolutely can't recommend it, but it should work. you get a lot of your water intake from food, too, so if it's not getting any of that, the water you ingest from liquids/frozen liquids is gonna get sucked up by your large intestine and, in theory, you'll need the toilet less. good luck with, uh. your thing.

ergifruit,

"nofapping Reddit" is the greatest way i've ever seen anyone describe the situation

ergifruit,

you mean a subreddit made to bootlick a corporate entity is bootlicking a corporate entity? woah

ergifruit,

a Domino’s white sauce, spinach, and feta pizza fucking slaps. but Little Caesar’s is cheaper than both, so 🤷🏼

ergifruit,

if you’re good at a service, always get paid for it 🤷🏼

ergifruit,

clove oil, babes. you can buy cloves and coconut oil at the dollar store. dump em both into a pot, simmer on low for a few hours. strain and pop into a container. it’ll solidify, so you can just swipe a chunk and tip it across your gums and into any applicable holes. not as good as the distilled stuff, but it’s kinda hard to make that yourself without the proper equipment.

ergifruit,

that’s how you catch stoners, not aliens

ergifruit,

unironically thought about getting a SpongeBob TV like this to replace my busted one. it was $20 new, but i didn’t have enough room to set it up. those things have a really thick back.

ergifruit,

holy shit, i am way too high for this

ergifruit,

Do ya love me? Could ya learn to love me?

ergifruit,

you just know their food slaps

ergifruit,

i don’t think god can help, at this point…

ergifruit,

no, no, i definitely posted it, then immediately felt disgusted with myself

ergifruit,

“Mom would be sad” BRUH 💀💀💀

ergifruit,

tastes okay, but the meat is a bit stringy and wiry… it’s like there’s no fat in it at all!

ergifruit,

thank u based Aku Aku

ergifruit,

weird, that doesn’t look like bottom-shelf vodka…

ergifruit,

wow, sounds uncannily like my ex. does he also believe in mowing down protesters?

ergifruit,

still not as bad as any Frank Miller run

ergifruit, (edited )

“Something wrong? Must’ve been night shift!” i had to quit working for medical reasons, but i was so thrilled that my leaving fucked them in every sense of the word, because i picked up all the jobs and extra shifts no one else wanted. true satisfaction.

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