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flicker, to upliftingnews in Henry Kissinger, America’s Most Notorious War Criminal, Dies At 100

Oh my God!

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flicker, to memes in Hurt like me.

This is just The Game for kids.

I guess I'm a Boomer now.

flicker, (edited ) to memes in What nice vibes

It's so weird. It plays more like they're in a relationship but they both have a sibling incest kink!

Actually if you watch it with that in mind it's weirdly wholesome. You do you, freaks. Glad you found each other.

...now off to call my boyfriend "bro" and see what happens.

E: I said, "I'm gonna take a nap, bro," and he looked confused and told me that was a good idea (since we have Pathfinder later). Guess it's not his thing!

flicker, to memes in What nice vibes

"Some reason"

The reason being that anyone who has siblings and watched that commercial thought they acted like lovers, not siblings.

flicker, (edited ) to memes in Inspired

Now we called them demotivationals because they were made in reaction to motivationals, which were all the rage in Shelbyville. And one demotivational was worth ten motivationals. 'Gimme one for the ten,' you'd say, and you would post your motivationals so the wizards of memes could photoshop them, or you might say "shop." Which was the style at the time.

You could always tell a shop from some of the pixels, or from seeing quite a few shops in your time. Whichever was easier.

(I put way more effort into this than it called for.)

flicker, to risa in Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

The thing is... do they? We don't know that they're actually referencing anything at all. I always thought that, once you got the vibe, you could contribute to the conversation with the phrasing and use the implied story of the phrase for the context.

I might say to you, "Kyle, when Janet left him." You don't need to know who Kyle or Janet are to infer that this might not be a good thing. Alternatively, I might say that, and mime like I'm wiping sweat from my brow as of relieved, and it might change the meaning.

We have no real way of knowing what history they might be referring to. Or if there even is one.

flicker, to risa in It's Capt Gregg

I'm sure Riker would be interested in observing this mix-up. He seems like he might be willing to boldly go.

flicker, to lemmyshitpost in Deaf

I'm a hearing individual but I'd like to say that I always enjoy subtitles and I really the way they sometimes describe the emotion music intends to convey.

Like when it says "romantic melody" or "suspenseful music." I like having that spelled out for me because sometimes I'll hear the music and I'll get a completely different vibe from what's playing than what was intended.

"Why is this horror scene playing elevator music" has been a real question I've asked myself, only for the subtitles to tell me I misinterpreted the music.

flicker, to memes in Happy Holidays

I'm white. I have blue eyes. And when I was young, my hair was red. I was working retail, and this old lady said "Merry Christmas."

Me: "Happy Holidays!"

Her: "It's Merry Christmas. I know your boss doesn't like it, but you should say it to me. So Merry Christmas."

Me: "Are you Christian?"

Her: "Yes."

Me: "Well, I'm not. So Happy Holidays."

She got so stunned, like I'd slapped her. I was quite ready to get called in for being some kind of way with a customer but I guess she was too afraid of dealing with a heathen. Still, if you've ever worked retail, you'd know why this felt like a victory.

flicker, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in It's like everyday

I just wanted to say these comments are off the chain. This is how the internet used to be- just people chatting, making jokes and telling stories.

I didn't know how much I missed it.

flicker, to lemmyshitpost in Singular

Leela's glass.

flicker, to science_memes in Gobble gobble

Because this is Lemmy and we like anecdotes here, I have one for ya.

A couple years ago, during one of my many attempts to get fit, I went for a walk. At some point between my venturing forth and returning home, a wild turkey had come between me and my home.

I think it was female but I have no idea. The point here is, they're pretty big in person, and I had to decide as I was walking toward it... if the turkey didn't move? What if it charged me? What if it was aggressive, like a goose? I was stunned how unprepared I was to deal with this wild animal that I had apparently been living near for most of my life.

Anyways, long story short, I decided I could take a turkey in a fight. The turkey seemed to know that I had come to that decision, because as soon as I prepared myself to kick a turkey, it got out of my way.

The lesson here is, turkeys read minds, and as soon as you're sure you can defeat the turkey, it will allow you to proceed unmolested.*

*Just my opinion. Don't sue me if you lose a fight against a turkey. Also, if you lose a fight against a turkey, that just proves you didn't believe in yourself hard enough.

flicker, to risa in Me when my mother hits me for sneaking an early piece of pie

Holy shit. It's been so long since I thought of them.

flicker, to memes in Deep

The thing about this is, you're saying you have a small dick, but this is big dick energy for real.

Maybe someone needs to come up with a better name for it because it's a very real phenomenon and most of us know exactly what it's referring to.

flicker, to risa in Perhaps some spanking or cuffing is in order.

This is it. This is the crossover I didn't know I've been waiting for.

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