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fsr1967, (edited ) to comicstrips in A day in the life of Vinegar

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fsr1967, to asklemmy in I am concerned about my cars extended warranty. I've tried to call a bunch of places but they all laugh and hang up. How can I get someone to call me about ny cars extended warranty?

Drive out into the desert and find a phone booth. Park next to it. The phone will ring. Pick it up. 50/50 shot it’s them or your student loan officer.

fsr1967, to upliftingnews in Denver experimented with giving people $1,000 a month. It reduced homelessness and increased full-time employment, a study found.

No?

  • Then don’t call the police when your house gets robbed because you chose not to build the walls and doors out of nearly unbreakable titanium, build the windows out of nearly unbreakable 6 inch plexiglass, and install the best available security system in the world. I don’t want to be paying for your choices, and this is your problem now.
  • Don’t call the fire department when it burns down, either. Especially if you didn’t install a halon fire suppression system in every room and closet. Sorry for the loss of your house, neighbor, but your choices, your problem.
  • Quit driving on public roads. Getting around without using them is your problem and I don’t want to pay for it.
  • You’d better send your kids to private schools. It’s expensive, but hey, that’s your problem.
  • Fortify the hell out of your home. If we ever get invaded, I don’t want the military defending it. It would suck if it got attacked and destroyed, but that’s your problem; I’m not bailing you out.

In fact, you know what? You should just drop out of society, go buy your own island, and declare yourself sovereign. There, you will only ever have to deal with your own choices and problems. You’ll never have responsibility for anyone else’s, and no one will have responsibility for yours.

The rest of us will be over here enjoying something called civilization, where people join together for their mutual benefit and aid.

fsr1967, to asklemmy in People who own typewriters, what is your favorite use for it?

September 13, 2:57pm

fsr1967, to asklemmy in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

I bought one of those chainsaws 30 years ago, and it Stihl works.

fsr1967, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game

laughs in IntelliJ multi cursor mode

fsr1967, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game

If you have multiple similar lines, you can perform the same editing on them all at once.

fsr1967, to upliftingnews in It's one of the biggest experiments in fighting global poverty. Now the results are in

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fsr1967, to asklemmy in What software do you wish that existed?

I think every coder should be forced to use their own software for one month out of every year they work on it (and be able to do the job that goes with it because how the fuck else are they going to get a clue?).

At my company, all developers spend time every year in customer support. It gives us first hand experience with what our customers are running into and asking for. We also work directly with field consultants on their projects. It’s not exactly this, but it’s pretty close, and it works really well.

fsr1967, to asklemmy in Let's get raunchy
fsr1967, to asklemmy in What system or method do you use for your monthly budget or personal finance?

Using YNAB’s sinking funds helped me get out of my considerable divorce debt. They’re like envelopes you put money into ahead of time, for every single category/thing you want to spend on or save for.

  • If you need to spend more than is in the envelope, you must transfer from another envelope first
  • If a bill is higher than expected, transfer money from another envelope
  • If you want to make an impulse purchase that doesn’t fit an envelope, make mine and transfer money in from an existing one

And so on. It’s a great system, and I continue to use it even though I’m now debt free, except for my monthly bills and car lease payment.

fsr1967, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game

With multiple cursors, we can see more of the dungeon, uh, I mean code.

fsr1967, to programmer_humor in ifn't

Kernighan, what was I thinking?

fsr1967, to asklemmy in What software do you wish that existed?

We have given them written explanations, had meetings, shown screenshots. But nothing gets through.

They’re not paying attention, then. If they used it for a week, they’d probably just write off any problems as “eh, that’s how it’s designed.”

Some folks just don’t get that there’s more to writing software than the code. The human element is super important.

fsr1967, to programmer_humor in ifn't

TIHI

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