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funkajunk, to memes in Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me
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From what I have heard of Foundation, it’s good if you’ve never read the books.

funkajunk, to piracy in Should I use a VPN while sailing in Italy?
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I never sail without one

funkajunk, to memes in The second coming is near
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Anything is a thing, everything is made up, and you’re only going to be disappointed trying to moderate others!

funkajunk, to memes in The second coming is near
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funkajunk, to memes in The second coming is near
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I don’t remember saying I wasn’t blasting rope

funkajunk, to memes in The second coming is near
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When a man ejaculates it can have the appearance of a rope or string, especially if it is the result of a powerful orgasm.

funkajunk, to memes in Once you've seen a pair once, you want to seem 'em some more
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Big mommy milkers

funkajunk, to memes in Inspired by an earlier post, this one's for the IT workers.
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Port 80 is open so you can redirect to https, it’s not actually serving over http

funkajunk, to memes in Oh hi there
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Meta

funkajunk, to memes in Choose your vehicle
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“Yank Tank” 😂

Still see plenty of those out in western Canada.

funkajunk, to memes in WELP.
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Those dudes weren’t just “unlucky”, they fucking died. Stop focusing on genetalia and look at humanity.

funkajunk, to memes in When your sleep cycle is broken
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Some easy things to implement:

  • Get at least 30-60 minutes of sunshine/natural light a day
  • Get 30 minutes of exercise daily (even if it’s just a walk)
  • Hydrate

What the meme is referring to is actually called Circadian rhythm, it’s the different stages of sleep that is referred to as the sleep cycle. In a nutshell, you usually go from lightest sleep, to deepest, then back again every ~90 minutes.

If you respect this cycle, you will be able to retrain your circadian rhythm fairly easily.

Your brain is flooded with the chemicals that make you feel “tired” during the deep part of sleep, so if you use a traditional alarm clock and get woken up at that time you’re going to feel like shit.

Either wake up “naturally” (no alarm), or you can use one of those sunrise alarm clocks that emulate the light from the rising sun in your room and allows your brain to “warm boot” vs a jarring “cold boot”.

This clock seems to be popular, but you get the idea: www.amazon.com/dp/B074NB5TNW

Source: insomniac for many years. Trust me, bro. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

funkajunk, to memes in Need to make more money 😩
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Just do it you pussy

funkajunk, to memes in Don't follow your ex's
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👀

funkajunk, to memes in Don't follow your ex's
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Why does he have two left eyes?

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