funkless_eck

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funkless_eck,

I’m just being a smartass. Although, Americans do have trouble renaming things.

This message sent from a Robert E. Lee phone

funkless_eck,

“where is the middle-of-the-west?”

(American points north-by-north east)

funkless_eck,

“my house my rules”

hopefully you have a mustache to twirl while you say it

funkless_eck,

I’m mildly ambivalent about a lot of stuff, but also I can be easily convinced to hate it for a few minutes or a lifetime

funkless_eck,

I’ll take the bait a little. I will help small businesses out of SEO holes from time to time. My friends’ business was really stuck, and often you just need an outside eye to point out some obvious things: their home page was a splash screen with no text, they didn’t use the most-searched terms in their headings, they were using text-on-imagd with no alt text.

As, generally, it’s agreed we need businesses to have a society (somewhat unfortunately), and businesses need the internet to function nowadays (mixed blessing), I don’t think it’s necessarily bad to help the smaller guys succeed.

funkless_eck,

well they did have their own language until we fucked them out of it

funkless_eck,

isn’t there an irony that this comment itself would get laughed out of middle school debate club?

funkless_eck,

or public transport, ending the war on drugs, LGBTQ+ rights, fixing climate change, eating less meat, funding education, non-predatory student loans, living wage, affordable homes, ending slavery in prisons, ending corporations as people, ending super PACs and lobbying, and establishing ranked choice voting or even basic democratic concepts as one-man-one-vote.

funkless_eck,

oh don’t worry if you live like this that’ll hardly ever happen

funkless_eck,

that voice seems to be coming from the cats anus

funkless_eck,

you could bludgeon a penguin, a puppy, a kitten, a child to death with a dildo every day in the board room and oil execs would end up cheering if they could make an extra dollar out of it.

funkless_eck,

interesting. I haven’t engaged in any online dialog about the expanse so maybe this is a super unpopular opinion but I felt the actor seemed really uncomfortable with the swearing and didn’t start off as that kind of character and just weirdly changed one episode

Amos on the other hand was incredible. He, Drummer, Draper and Miller really carried that show.

funkless_eck,

british ex pat in America. I have said “to take away” and been met with blank looks, until I corrected to “to go”

funkless_eck,

and then just a big word METAPHOR across all of it

funkless_eck,

not necessarily. Your “stakeholders” on the deal/contract that interface with product and success managers could all be VPs who never use the product.

funkless_eck,

That doesn’t sound like a very helpful or useful definition in day to day operations.

funkless_eck, (edited )

I’ve worked in all sorts of performance disciplines. Comedia dell’arte, High clown, low clown / children’s ents, improv, film, theatre in pros-arch, round…, puppet , Grotowskian devised theatre, Boalian Theatre of the Oppressed…

Only one small subset of that work demands word-perfect adherence. Performance is much more than post-Stanivlaskian Aristotlean drama.

Even Beckett, who was completely, insanely anal about everything from the design of the tree in Waiting for Godot, to the size of the spotlight in Not I, to the length and timing of the tapes in Krapps Last Tape, still made on-set changes right up to the performance.

Not to mention, often on set the script supervisor will sometimes give you last minute changes between takes.

Then, no script is ever perfect. I did Glengarry Glen Ross (which is suuuper tight in terms of interruptions, e.g.

A: “And a man has to shiver in his…”

B: “…shoes…”

A: “…boots…”

B: “…shoes… boots…”

A: “…And for what?” )

But one night the cop missed his cue during one of the sections where people are coming in and out of the office to be interviewed, and I’m (as Roma) trying to put the screws on the guy from the Chinese restaurant so I have to keep vamping on convincing him not to call his wife until the cop remembers to come out and confuses him for Shelly Levene.

It’s so much better for the audience for me to vamp than it is for us to stop the play and go and tell the actor he missed his cue. The show must go on.

funkless_eck,

There was a fairly successful movie recently that you may have heard of which actually prompted Aqua to go on tour. I’m seeing them in a couple of weeks.

funkless_eck,

part of the reason why I loved both Succession and The Americans were they were written with an idea they would both end (plus incredible writing and performances in both).

funkless_eck,

conversely, I’d argue that subjective feelings are always true - but they may disagree. I can be angry at you for no good reason, doesn’t mean I’m not angry, it just means I shouldn’t be in your opinion, but I should be in mine. All those things can be true simultaneously.

funkless_eck,

us bisexuals have it hard

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I… ^oh ^^whats ^^^the ^^^^point

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