funkless_eck

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funkless_eck,

I’m just being a smartass. Although, Americans do have trouble renaming things.

This message sent from a Robert E. Lee phone

funkless_eck,

“where is the middle-of-the-west?”

(American points north-by-north east)

funkless_eck,

you could bludgeon a penguin, a puppy, a kitten, a child to death with a dildo every day in the board room and oil execs would end up cheering if they could make an extra dollar out of it.

funkless_eck,

conversely, I’d argue that subjective feelings are always true - but they may disagree. I can be angry at you for no good reason, doesn’t mean I’m not angry, it just means I shouldn’t be in your opinion, but I should be in mine. All those things can be true simultaneously.

funkless_eck,

I’ll take the bait a little. I will help small businesses out of SEO holes from time to time. My friends’ business was really stuck, and often you just need an outside eye to point out some obvious things: their home page was a splash screen with no text, they didn’t use the most-searched terms in their headings, they were using text-on-imagd with no alt text.

As, generally, it’s agreed we need businesses to have a society (somewhat unfortunately), and businesses need the internet to function nowadays (mixed blessing), I don’t think it’s necessarily bad to help the smaller guys succeed.

funkless_eck,

british ex pat in America. I have said “to take away” and been met with blank looks, until I corrected to “to go”

funkless_eck,

oh don’t worry if you live like this that’ll hardly ever happen

funkless_eck,

that voice seems to be coming from the cats anus

funkless_eck,

I do the same. And if someone abuses a particular alias I block it.

funkless_eck,

and then just a big word METAPHOR across all of it

funkless_eck,

part of the reason why I loved both Succession and The Americans were they were written with an idea they would both end (plus incredible writing and performances in both).

funkless_eck,

not a scientist but I’m guessing they are siphoning some chemical by sucking up a small amount in the tube to transfer it to another container

funkless_eck,

The real sneaky is to have a WIN+CTRL+D second desktop with a couple of innocuous windows open and WIN+CTRL+RIGHT arrow to switch to it.

funkless_eck,

oh yeah landlords love to rent to self employed people.

funkless_eck,

joke comments aside, I always go back to it. familiar, comforting, pricey enough to be special, but not crazy enough to feel guilty.

funkless_eck,

“Yankees” was the unofficial term of the people of the Union (who won the war and became the united states) vs the Confederates (“Rebs”) who supported slavery

funkless_eck,

it depends. Those foreign to the US are likely to say “yanks” to mean all Americans, but Americans may find it slightly odd to refer to Southerners as Yankees.

In the same way as calling a Catholic from Belfast “British” - it’s true but it could feel a little awkward.

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