funkless_eck

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funkless_eck,

how do you know it’s a He 😮‍💨

funkless_eck,

ravenous is adjectival

ravenning is the participal or gerund

funkless_eck,

it’s crazy this movie is so well constructed considering each scene was written the day before filming

funkless_eck,

my guy half of them don’t spend 10 minutes on a murder. There’s a reason it’s called detective fiction

funkless_eck,

making fun of the right wing is a victimless crime as they don’t believe victims

funkless_eck,

his name is Jeff

funkless_eck,

I love this meme because it’s got a stupid looking cat.

we are not the same

funkless_eck,

Elon already put beds in the twitter offices

funkless_eck,

no. Beckett specifically said “If I meant God I would have written God.”

He also wrote in French, where God is “Dieu” and Godot is “Gohdough” so the pun doesn’t work

funkless_eck,

yeah it’s better with a K

Kortal Combat

funkless_eck,

Mr Tom too.

About 20% of m&ms are female - but is there any legitimate 100% female candy?

funkless_eck,

When you get knocked outside the 285 not only do you lose the game but also all your friends.

funkless_eck,

They were Catholic and their boss is Henry VIII

funkless_eck,

yif’g

funkless_eck,

gotta make the most cringe content you can, make it a real test so she has to really miss you to watch them

funkless_eck,

The announcer changes periodically except at Embankment (pictured). It’s usually a woman’s voice, except for this station where it is this gentleman.

funkless_eck,

to doff is to remove an item of clothing, a skip is a dumpster

funkless_eck,

it didn’t help if you were in (eg) the uk where games cost £1 a go, rather than 25c. Which was nearly $2 in 1992, so 8x as expensive

funkless_eck,

its called NaNoWriMo

funkless_eck,

your reminder that NNN was created because the adherents thought it would give them magical powers.

thing is a mental illness top to bottom

funkless_eck,

kinda. IIRC some greentext 4chan anon said it gave them superhuman concentration which kicked it off.

Probably it just meant they concentrated normally without jerking off 10 times a day

funkless_eck,

I’ll settle for an improv jam 😔

funkless_eck,

Don’t have kids, probably never will, but I can sympathize with parents not wanting to be woken at 3am by an annoying teen. But also I recognize that is just what is going to happen.

My parents tried all sorts of things to get me to behave more like a responsible adult, and yet I behaved like an irresponsible teen. I just sucked up the punishment when I had to as a cost of doing business (and by business I mean staying out late on a school night)

I was barely in our family home from the age of 15+. Not because my parents were bad, but because it was what I wanted to do. My brother was home every night and in bed before midnight on weekends. I was the one saying “I’m going to a different city for the weekend, back Sunday night”

If they had punished me for it, I would have just done it when the punishment was over.

funkless_eck, (edited )

I have a series of transparent cubes I place over my four keyboards.

edit: I am insane.

funkless_eck,

Man it was a real artifact of time that I remember some email newsletters back on AOL where the writer would get mad and kick you off the list if you didn’t reply to the newsletter thanking the author.

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