funkless_eck

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funkless_eck,

how do you know it’s a He 😮‍💨

funkless_eck,

ravenous is adjectival

ravenning is the participal or gerund

funkless_eck,

why they never marketed a ti-85 mount for everyone’s daily carry Glock 19 I’ll never know

funkless_eck,

“what did you really do?”

“I sucked off a monkey for a bet”

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

funkless_eck,

we speak or write February 29th 2023.

oh, yeah? Remind me of the date of “America’s birthday” again?

funkless_eck,

I am engaging in what is commonly known as a joke, jape, jackanapery, tomfoolery, silliness or knavery.

funkless_eck,

making fun of the right wing is a victimless crime as they don’t believe victims

funkless_eck,

I strongly disagree. Both were middling and forgettable. In a year or so most people will struggle to recall anything about either movie.

funkless_eck,

15-20 years ago I remember digging through my internet cache when this happened

funkless_eck, (edited )

https://media1.tenor.com/m/qs9MzyA6E8YAAAAd/alan-partridge-cup-of-beans.gif

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/partridgecloud/S02E03/gif/kVYx2FaNQ5WL.gif

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/partridgecloud/S02E03/gif/BkGRYlhxcDZk.gif

funkless_eck,

bisexual. was bullied with the f-slur intensely in school. I can’t reclaim it because it’s too painful for me. Happy when other people can, but it makes me too uncomfortable, so in the remit of “would I enjoy hearing a song that uses it”

The answer is no, and that’s okay.

funkless_eck,

you mean my cousin Joel?

funkless_eck,

in the 1900s?!?! 🤯

funkless_eck,

I love this meme because it’s got a stupid looking cat.

we are not the same

funkless_eck,

Elon already put beds in the twitter offices

funkless_eck,

no. Beckett specifically said “If I meant God I would have written God.”

He also wrote in French, where God is “Dieu” and Godot is “Gohdough” so the pun doesn’t work

funkless_eck,

yeah it’s better with a K

Kortal Combat

funkless_eck,

Mr Tom too.

About 20% of m&ms are female - but is there any legitimate 100% female candy?

funkless_eck,

When you get knocked outside the 285 not only do you lose the game but also all your friends.

funkless_eck,

They were Catholic and their boss is Henry VIII

funkless_eck,

gotta make the most cringe content you can, make it a real test so she has to really miss you to watch them

funkless_eck,

The announcer changes periodically except at Embankment (pictured). It’s usually a woman’s voice, except for this station where it is this gentleman.

funkless_eck,

to doff is to remove an item of clothing, a skip is a dumpster

funkless_eck,

this was genuinely my fantasy as a kid. Pause time to sleep.

funkless_eck,

kinda. IIRC some greentext 4chan anon said it gave them superhuman concentration which kicked it off.

Probably it just meant they concentrated normally without jerking off 10 times a day

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