funkless_eck

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funkless_eck,

We picked our own because we each have to wear it every day, might as well like it. Been together a decade, married for 6 years. Sometimes big sweping “romantic” gestures are for the movies.

funkless_eck,

I’ve fretted for a long time about whether I was the fuck up for "micro-"managing someone on my team but this post makes me realize it really was just them. Marketing not engineering.

They would get really nasty when I would feedback with "you can’t just make your task names “write marketing email” 5 times, you have to specify what the email is about, and for what project, otherwise I can’t check if the email will go out on time.

And also they would go totally off piste - a blog on disaster recovery rigs for data centers came back totally about rebuilding cities after earthquakes, nothing about attacks or power failure or database backups.

I’ve worried myself for a long time that I was micromanaging and I’m a bad person for it, but it really honestly was them.

funkless_eck,

over on Instagram, its not even a typo any more. people just use the word car to mean cat

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there was a book (Terry Pratchett?) I read as a young adult that had a character called Yoless because it was the 90s and he didn’t ever say “yo” and everyone thought that was notable, weird and hysterical

funkless_eck,

depends whether you’re reading my grindr profile or my medical records

funkless_eck,

it does if you drink a mix of 1-propanol, phenolphthalein, sodium hydroxide, sodium bisulfite, methyl red, bromithymol blue, and thymol blue.

funkless_eck,

there are a few in very popular yet casual categories like Overwatch, but yes you have to go into hot tubs to see them and spend time in those streams to get recommended them

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

funkless_eck,

I am engaging in what is commonly known as a joke, jape, jackanapery, tomfoolery, silliness or knavery.

funkless_eck,

bisexual. was bullied with the f-slur intensely in school. I can’t reclaim it because it’s too painful for me. Happy when other people can, but it makes me too uncomfortable, so in the remit of “would I enjoy hearing a song that uses it”

The answer is no, and that’s okay.

funkless_eck,

Elon already put beds in the twitter offices

funkless_eck,

They were Catholic and their boss is Henry VIII

funkless_eck,

for us oldbies, who went to school before the internet was popular, it used to be “You won’t have a calculator with you everywhere you go!”

funkless_eck,

where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?

funkless_eck,

Tell that to Danquirs Napoleon Franklin, Daniel Shaver, Philip Braiseford, Eddie Irizarri…

funkless_eck,

“rolling laughter” is a technique you have to learn as a live performer for a reason. TV shows at the time had to bridge the gap as the 80s/90s invention of stand up as an art form set the tone for how comedy should be.

It’s not that it was always bad, it’s just that culture changed. Same as how a Jacobite audient would find it real weird we watch theatre inside(!), sitting down(!!) and not talking during the show(!!!).

funkless_eck,

most impacts don’t happen at full speed. you’re not taking into account reaction times and braking distances at different speeds.

funkless_eck,

Barbara is dead from cancer my gout is back

funkless_eck,

interesting. I haven’t engaged in any online dialog about the expanse so maybe this is a super unpopular opinion but I felt the actor seemed really uncomfortable with the swearing and didn’t start off as that kind of character and just weirdly changed one episode

Amos on the other hand was incredible. He, Drummer, Draper and Miller really carried that show.

funkless_eck,

or public transport, ending the war on drugs, LGBTQ+ rights, fixing climate change, eating less meat, funding education, non-predatory student loans, living wage, affordable homes, ending slavery in prisons, ending corporations as people, ending super PACs and lobbying, and establishing ranked choice voting or even basic democratic concepts as one-man-one-vote.

funkless_eck,

you could bludgeon a penguin, a puppy, a kitten, a child to death with a dildo every day in the board room and oil execs would end up cheering if they could make an extra dollar out of it.

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