funkless_eck

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funkless_eck,

the meme is him saying “I am once again asking” (for donations)

funkless_eck, (edited )

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0a894960-2bfd-4360-8f7f-67269e153f24.png

edit: why is the last stage of transformation just standing on one leg?

funkless_eck, (edited )

spare me the monologue from S1E1 of Girls. No, its not a good thing that a massive corporation can make cardboard food similar across a global supply chain.

It’s wasteful, decadent, corpo-simp trash thats bad for the individual, the society and the ecosystem.

And it’s not even pleasant food. That doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it - but like enjoying b-movies, or bad music, or silly clothing… you’re not enjoying it because it’s good.

funkless_eck,

I mean it’s still not good - watching an episode is like pulling teeth to me.

funkless_eck, (edited )

“it will never work in practice” says the person using the internet who can drive down the paved road to the community credit union, or indeed one of the banks that was bailed out by the government before going to the library, posting a letter, and then goes to work the next day in which they are required to be efficient in their job in order to make sure other people’s work isn’t affected, and must not break the law while at work, laws created to preserve the health and wellbeing of society, themselves and their colleagues, meanwhile while at work their trash is collected and sent to a public refuse center, spends the weekend at the local state park, which is subject to pollution laws, and indeed even has the temerity to vote in a democracy and is allowed to participate in the stock market without owning a business or a warehouse of goods, experiences freedom of movement across a union of states (one might even call them United States, and one formed as a socialist revolt against Monarchism and the capitalist imposed taxes without representation, and later held a civil war around the socialist ideal of abolitionism).

They may even express sentiments such as “food waste is bad”, “pollution is bad”, “I enjoy watching TV, reading books, listening to music, and/or participating in sports” and “I can change careers and do something different to what the family business is”.

All of which are socialist ideas that clearly don’t work in real life.

funkless_eck,

apart from him wanting to conserve the status quo?

funkless_eck,

sometimes I do look at women - even attractive women - and see a man’s face in a moment of contextual disassociation. And vice versa. And I think about how maybe men and women don’t really look facially that dissimilar, there’s just a lot of context that affects our perception.

I am terminally bisexual though so maybe thats part of it.

funkless_eck,

“x” is a kiss, used as an informal “yours truly” in British English digital correspondence

funkless_eck,

making fun of the right wing is a victimless crime as they don’t believe victims

funkless_eck,

gotta make the most cringe content you can, make it a real test so she has to really miss you to watch them

funkless_eck,

I love this meme because it’s got a stupid looking cat.

we are not the same

funkless_eck,

this was genuinely my fantasy as a kid. Pause time to sleep.

funkless_eck,

my guy half of them don’t spend 10 minutes on a murder. There’s a reason it’s called detective fiction

funkless_eck,

your reminder that NNN was created because the adherents thought it would give them magical powers.

thing is a mental illness top to bottom

funkless_eck,

whereas I , with my bachelors degree in clowning, have been head hunted for my last two corporate jobs.

funkless_eck,

real life don’t always go like that though. Hard to fight back when three guys hold you down and punch you in the diaphragm. I was 11, they were 14.

Sometimes it’s better just to stay alive and unharmed, even if it means you’re afraid.

funkless_eck,

isn’t there an irony that this comment itself would get laughed out of middle school debate club?

funkless_eck,

“my house my rules”

hopefully you have a mustache to twirl while you say it

funkless_eck,

“where is the middle-of-the-west?”

(American points north-by-north east)

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