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Aunt Jemima doesn’t seem so bad now…

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But lo, I needeth it not for this tax form. I needeth only black. Why can you not simply print using the black ink?

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So weird to think that for 90% of the world, Tux is just a free clipart of a penguin taking a number two.

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I’ll stick to the rivers and lakes that I’m used to.

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My self-care was deleting that stupid abusive birdsite.

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Thank you for saying it! I thought it was just me lol

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Kinda surprised that no one has mentioned the FM tuner. For reasons I never really understood, a lot of companies continued to build the hardware into phones but then wall it off with firmware.

My first MP3 player had one, my TV had one, there were even watches and lots of other devices that had one. People still listen to radio, so why don’t they give us a tuner?

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Trying to think of what North Korea, Taiwan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Serbia, Western Sahara, and Liberia have in common?

gedaliyah,
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Zero. Probably even less.

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Allegedly.

Phew, I just saved you from a petty lawsuit.

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Imagine a string instead of two magnets. If the hand pulls the string, the car moves. If the string is tied to the car?

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gedaliyah,
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It is a human written parody. I don’t remember who, but I’ve seen it before and someone posted the original book. Pretty funny though!

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Bonus round:

A very merry Christmas indeed!

Santa Claus is coming.

Talk about a stocking stuffer.

It’s nice to be on the naughty list.

Will he fit in my chimney?

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Ding dong! Merrily on high

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That’s not true, there’s also my lack of ability to be born to rich parents

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Old meme? (Drake shaking head)

Classic meme! (Drake pointing in approval)

gedaliyah,
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?

I don’t get it. Is there something wrong with Drake? I was just referencing the classic meme format.

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Ranger: It’s terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

Sign maker: I got you fam.

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Just weird how Japan, Korea, France, Sweden, Ethiopia, China, Turkey, India, Russia, Ukraine, Germany, Denmark, South Sudan, Iran, Iraq, Sudan, Nigeria, Rwanda, Morocco, Palestine, Italy, Greece, Syria, Lebanon, Austria, Croatia, Moldova, Pakistan, Nepal, India, Thailand, Yemen, Kuwait, Kazakhstan, Laos, Vietnam, Ireland, Armenia, Serbia, Uganda, etc…

…are all states created as a homeland for a particular ethnic group, yet only one ethnic group is criticized for it. 🤔

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We absolutely are. Defining Judaism as a religion alone is ignorant and christocentric.

Judaism has always been a people of a singular national identity, defined by common origin, language, history, sense of identity, culture, folklore, music, clothing, cuisine, etc.

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