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grabyourmotherskeys, to memes in I cut out AvocadoToast™ and now I'm a millionaire.

I’m just very excited about all the massive asteroids that keep near missing us. Talk about exciting!

grabyourmotherskeys, (edited ) to memes in The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers

My nephew based his life on Dennis the Menace. I was cooking a family and got called out of the kitchen where I was working alone.

Two minutes later I come back in to find this kid (maybe 5?) waving my razor sharp french knife around.

I very carefully removed it from his grasp and when I wasn’t using it I put it under a towel at the back of the counter. Told his parents to watch him.

Later he’s got it again and a steak knife.

I take all the blades, put them in a box, and put them way up high.

Come back later and he’s got a chair against the counter, a box on the counter, and he’s heading back up the chair with more of mother’s cookbooks to pile up to stand on…

Some kids are a little more extreme.

Edit: cooking a family feast, not a family (see first paragraph).

grabyourmotherskeys, to comicstrips in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic

Might be a regional thing but where I grew up, every place made it, if you ordered for a large group you always included one “hawaiian”, and it would be gone while other pizza was left.

There are strong feelings about it but it’s like anchovies. A preference.

grabyourmotherskeys, to comicstrips in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic

Cools faster.

grabyourmotherskeys, to comicstrips in "Pineapple Pizza" by Salo_Comic

Sweet with salty is hardly an anomaly in the culinary world. Salted caramel anyone? Ham glazed with honey anyone? Basalmic glaze over tomatoes anyone?

I’ve never understood why people get so worked up over this combo. It’s totally rational and, for many, subjectively delicious (which is, like you say, all that matters).

No one freaks out when people order food with cilantro even though it literally tastes like soap to some people. They just say “cilantro is not for me, tastes like soap” and get back to their burger or whatever.

grabyourmotherskeys, to upliftingnews in US student, 14, wins award for developing soap to treat skin cancer

I did conclude the boiling point was raised. I was up for a Nobel prize in chemistry but was excluded because of my political leanings.

grabyourmotherskeys, to upliftingnews in US student, 14, wins award for developing soap to treat skin cancer

When I was 14, I was not helping to cure cancer. My science fair project was about salt raising the boiling point of water. :) I’ll give him props but you’re right.

grabyourmotherskeys, to comicstrips in "Autocomplete" by Zach Weinersmith

Your mother smells of elderberries.

grabyourmotherskeys, (edited ) to comicstrips in Gone with the Blastwave #1

I guess I can head on over.

Edit: the reason you should not use household finances as an analogy in this is because households do not control monetary policy and most people don’t really understand national and international financial policy (or their own finances half the time).

In this case, a neighbor making an unprovoked takeover of your house in order to take advantage of the people living there is exactly what happened. The invasion hinges on “might makes right” so it stands to reason that should be fine in the locale of your home if it’s ok for a Ukrainian’s home near the border.

grabyourmotherskeys, to comicstrips in Gone with the Blastwave #1

I’m going to over to your place, take over the nicest room, lock a few people in the basement if they complain, and you’ll be going to work everyday to pay for this. Sound good?

grabyourmotherskeys, to upliftingnews in MIT’s New Desalination System Produces Freshwater That Is “Cheaper Than Tap Water”

Capitalism: purchase a snack food conglomerate, lobby to remove sodium from food labels, increase salt in snack foods dramatically, and sell at a loss; this will drive up demand for the desalinated water.

Edit: add HFCS to the food and sell it at a massive profit.

grabyourmotherskeys, to hydrohomies in What say ye?

My right molars hurt now when I chug cold water. I’m becoming a slightly chilled hydrohomie.

grabyourmotherskeys, to upliftingnews in Oregon launches legal psilocybin access amid high demand and hopes for improved mental health care

You could luck out and really enjoy an epic winter keg party in the Rockies with a bunch of coyotes on the other side of the gorge howling at the full moon. Or whatever.

grabyourmotherskeys, to upliftingnews in Oregon launches legal psilocybin access amid high demand and hopes for improved mental health care

That’s the minimum I’d require to spend 8-10 hours with a bunch of people on mushrooms who thought I was some kind of tripping expert.

grabyourmotherskeys, to upliftingnews in 90% Reduction: Scientists Discover Natural Molecule That Eradicates Plaques and Cavities

Agreed, it tastes like cauliflower no matter what you do and it’s hard to get the consistency right. We eat low carb but not keto so I’ll occasionally do mashed cauliflower with 1/3 potatoes if we’re having a roast or whatever with gravy.

The best way I’ve found for cauliflower is to air fry it.

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