There’s something terrify about the speed a child can undress. Literally 5 second of distraction is all it takes to be befuddled by nudity. Start your turn in monopoly, roll, move, grimace because you’re being forced to play monopoly, and question how the hell they got undressed so quickly. I swear, it’s the most underrated childhood superpower.
Do you prefer to use apps for any reason? I don’t. Kbin is the only one with a decent web interface, and has more features. Also it allows you to see mastodon posts.
If you’re really hard up for caffeine, purchase pure caffeine powder. $20 is enough to satiate an average person for a year, or to overdose daily for a month.
At what point does an life form become a pet? Can a particularly mobile carnivorous plant be a pet? If you refuse to take down a spider web and shoo flies toward it, does the spider become a pet? If you release ladybugs in your apartment to cull aphids, are they pets? If you briefly tend a goat to sacrifice it to Morlak, lord of dreams, to steal everything but your landlord’s nightmares, is the goat a pet?
I absolutely cannot keep track of the layers of betrayal and reconciliation. Anyone who tells you that an issue in the Middle East is certain is, at best, benignly unaware. It is utterly unsalvageable on both sides.
The werewolf I understand entirely. They’re both awkward, horny kids trying to find their place. The century old vampire creeping on a teenager is where it gets weird.
This one's for the Dads (startrek.website)
Was it not ripe enough or something? (startrek.website)
Vibes (lemmy.ml)
le federation (lemmy.ml)
Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes. (lemmy.world)
When your landlord says no dogs allowed. (suppo.fi)
Double standards or something, I don't know... (lemmy.ml)
art enthusiast (lemmy.world)
I get it now (lemmy.world)
YT is wild (lemmy.zip)
State flags of the imaginary Union of Socialist Council Republics of America (images2.imgbox.com)
Source. Made by Regicollis.