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gullible,

There’s something terrify about the speed a child can undress. Literally 5 second of distraction is all it takes to be befuddled by nudity. Start your turn in monopoly, roll, move, grimace because you’re being forced to play monopoly, and question how the hell they got undressed so quickly. I swear, it’s the most underrated childhood superpower.

gullible,

Don’t forget to mention that they’re under pressure! It’s a veritable firehose of seed, not unlike the bathroom at The Round Room.

gullible,

I get next go on the spiked nipple net.

gullible,

Do you prefer to use apps for any reason? I don’t. Kbin is the only one with a decent web interface, and has more features. Also it allows you to see mastodon posts.

gullible,

No, there’s a completely separate dev and backend. It’s very much its own thing.

gullible,

If you’re really hard up for caffeine, purchase pure caffeine powder. $20 is enough to satiate an average person for a year, or to overdose daily for a month.

gullible,

At what point does an life form become a pet? Can a particularly mobile carnivorous plant be a pet? If you refuse to take down a spider web and shoo flies toward it, does the spider become a pet? If you release ladybugs in your apartment to cull aphids, are they pets? If you briefly tend a goat to sacrifice it to Morlak, lord of dreams, to steal everything but your landlord’s nightmares, is the goat a pet?

gullible,

Well, it’s equal parts joke and legitimate question. I find social lines, like friend and acquaintance, similarly blurred. “Pet” is so vague.

gullible,

I absolutely cannot keep track of the layers of betrayal and reconciliation. Anyone who tells you that an issue in the Middle East is certain is, at best, benignly unaware. It is utterly unsalvageable on both sides.

gullible,

Private, I’m curious, why is it that squads with fox decals perk up upon hearing “Kashyyyk.”

gullible,

The werewolf I understand entirely. They’re both awkward, horny kids trying to find their place. The century old vampire creeping on a teenager is where it gets weird.

gullible,

Shoot, what’s this frame taken from?

gullible,

So, so many words on these flags. Somewhere out there, CGPgrey is actively sobbing. I adore Montana and Oregon, though.

gullible,

I wish I were a seal so I could galumph and poop at the same time.

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