hperrin

@hperrin@lemmy.world

I’m Hunter Perrin. I’m a software engineer.

I wrote an email service: port87.com

I write free software: github.com/sciactive

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hperrin,

My server doesn’t have a GUI, so the terminal is what’s there. As for my desktop, terminal is just easier for some things. And for my own stuff, it’s easier and faster than building a GUI for all the things I’m doing.

hperrin,

Idk if its authors count as artists, but I’m a fan of the US Constitution. A lot of its authors were slave holders though, so nearly the worst a person can be.

hperrin,

There’s a setting to make it look like an Android app. It’s got a couple quirks, but it’s good enough.

hperrin,

Something that maybe a software engineer union could solve.

hperrin,

Yes, workers unions are famous for fighting to lower the wages of the workers they represent. Very much. Indeed.

hperrin,

Yo ho ho, a pirate’s life for me.

hperrin,

Because Elon is a god king genius emerald boy who can do no wrong and you’d be a fool to ever doubt his perfection. It would be an honor to go into crippling debt to support him.

hperrin,

Don’t forget that you can’t haul much because the dumbass designers sloped the walls of your bed. You have plenty of room for friends though, if you could make any.

hperrin,

The vast majority of pickups don’t have sloped bed walls. The only other one I can think of is the Chevy Avalanche, and they aren’t sloped the whole way to the tailgate, only part way.

hperrin,

The Boy Scouts trained me for this moment.

hperrin,

No turning into required. Humans are already food. Just ask bears.

hperrin,

I think we’re a delicacy in that part of the world.

hperrin,

Also even if you are protected from the repercussions of moving at super speed, anything you move isn’t. If you carry your friend across the street, your friend is now pulverized and probably burnt to a crisp. If you move your water bottle, congrats on delivering a pressure vessel of steam to wherever you just went. Acceleration that fast and impacts at that speed would destroy basically everything you touch while moving at super speed.

hperrin,

I’ll believe it when I see it.

hperrin,

Better than a light switch.

hperrin,

I don’t know if this is its intended purpose, but every time I move I watch Hoarders so I’m compelled to throw away a bunch of my stuff.

hperrin,

“Oh shit, Jeremy left his phone here, I’ll call him to let him know.”

beep boop boop beep

rrrrriiiiing

“Oh yeah.”

hperrin,

We invented Bed Bath & Beyond in that time though. That’s not nothing.

hperrin,

It’s just a publicity stunt.

hperrin,

Eggs were first developed by German scientists during WWI.

hperrin,

dOWOm, what’s this?

hperrin,

Socks again…

hperrin,

Me every April 16th.

hperrin,

Well then I say fuck you right back. I’m sniffing my Steam Deck and there’s nothing they can do to stop me.

hperrin, (edited )

I created an email service with computer, so it must be beautiful, right? I think it is.

I can’t lie though, part of why I created an email service was to be “hip”.

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