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hperrin, to lemmyshitpost in can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

Eggs were first developed by German scientists during WWI.

hperrin, to lemmyshitpost in A classic in the gaming world

dOWOm, what’s this?

hperrin, to lemmyshitpost in You go to this link and give me one good reason why civilization isn't long past its peak.

It’s just a publicity stunt.

hperrin, to lemmyshitpost in An easy way to enlarge a photo

“Oh shit, Jeremy left his phone here, I’ll call him to let him know.”

beep boop boop beep

rrrrriiiiing

“Oh yeah.”

hperrin, to asklemmy in What is something you watch/do but not for its intended purpose?

I don’t know if this is its intended purpose, but every time I move I watch Hoarders so I’m compelled to throw away a bunch of my stuff.

hperrin, to fuck_cars in ... and you feel nothing.

The vast majority of pickups don’t have sloped bed walls. The only other one I can think of is the Chevy Avalanche, and they aren’t sloped the whole way to the tailgate, only part way.

hperrin, to fuck_cars in ... and you feel nothing.

Because Elon is a god king genius emerald boy who can do no wrong and you’d be a fool to ever doubt his perfection. It would be an honor to go into crippling debt to support him.

hperrin, to fuck_cars in ... and you feel nothing.

Don’t forget that you can’t haul much because the dumbass designers sloped the walls of your bed. You have plenty of room for friends though, if you could make any.

hperrin, to comicstrips in Reminder [Martin Rosner]

Me every April 16th.

hperrin, to programmer_humor in Not mocking cobol devs but yall are severely underpaid for keeping fintech alive

Yes, workers unions are famous for fighting to lower the wages of the workers they represent. Very much. Indeed.

hperrin, to programmer_humor in Not mocking cobol devs but yall are severely underpaid for keeping fintech alive

Something that maybe a software engineer union could solve.

hperrin, to asklemmy in Which items/products were you once able to get from local shops on a whim that you now more or less have to order online?

SD cards too.

hperrin, to lemmyshitpost in Belching in a gopher

Alan! Alan! Alan! blech Alan!

hperrin, to asklemmy in If many extraterrestrial civilizations were nearby but trying to keep quiet, how would you suggest drawing them out?

Transmit math equations into space, but make them all just a little wrong. If someone’s out there, they’ll come by to correct us.

hperrin, to risa in Nothing good

I always thought this was a funny scene, because if you know what the parts of a printer are called, it’s obvious what “PC Load Letter” means. So Michael is obviously just bad at his job.

Load letter sized paper into the paper cassette, in case you didn’t know.

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