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The dishes are naked taking a bath. They’re just shy.

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I’m an old and remember when smoked sausages were a pound. Then 14oz. Now 12oz.

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I’d let him press my popcorn button.

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But to understand dishwashers, let’s first discuss heat pumps.

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you’re a dirty OP, you Brave-using whore

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At least my username is in lower case so that my uppercase corporate entity can’t be blamed for what I say on here.

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Now I’m in prison to prevent me from trying 99 more times. Please advise.

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Solid advice for tree growth.

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Xev would bone Kirk. Spock would try to mind meld with Kai but it wouldn’t work, then they’d become besties.

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And then when the house is disassembled into pieces again, its houseness lives on forever in heaven.

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