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ickplant, to lemmyshitpost in Me shitpost
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That’s a nice community, maybe we can spotlight it through out Community Spotlight feature. I’ll suggest it!

In reality, I do a lot of learning for work (I’m a psychotherapist, there is always new stuff coming out and new certifications and trainings to take. We have to take a certain number of credits annually, and I always exceed that number). Add in keeping up with US and world politics and news… I’m spent. I need the maymays to zone out. Give me all the raccoons and opossums you’ve got!

ickplant, to lemmyshitpost in Me shitpost
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You fool, I will now steal your memes and post them on Lemmy before you can.

ickplant, to lemmyshitpost in Me shitpost
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That’s when you turn to memes.

ickplant, to lemmyshitpost in Me shitpost
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That’s a very good point. I feel less worse now.

ickplant, to lemmyshitpost in Me shitpost
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My only goal in life at this point is to reach expert shitposting status.

ickplant, to foxes in Lucky fox
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Yes, they are called cross foxes or melanistic foxes. This is a particularly beautiful specimen, they don’t always have that bright red coloring. Gorgeous animals!

ickplant, (edited ) to upliftingnews in Man Visits Shelter Dog Every Day for 2 Months to Earn Her Trust Before Fostering Her
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Absolutely agree. My latest adopted dog came from being abandoned in an empty building and then transported for about 12 hours to my state. She was terrified of people (but loved dogs!) and spent 3 days under our bed. We put a dog bed, food and water there, and she had a nice “cave.” We would sit at a distance and talk to her, then eventually she would sniff our hand, etc. After 3 days, she felt safe and started coming out. She still dislikes strangers months later, but is the sweetest dog to us.

This is her (Sunny):

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0ee6995e-2387-4d71-b91d-b401e0cf090a.jpeg

ickplant, to lemmyshitpost in Me shitpost
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Legit one of my favorite videos of all time. Which just further proves this shitpost is accurate.

ickplant, to lemmybewholesome in Wholesome hospital
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That’s so cool!

Children have their pick of a BMW, Mercedes, or Lamborghini, ensuring their ride to the operating room is a luxurious one.

Well, damn.

ickplant, to lemmyshitpost in Roughly 31.75 meters
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You shut your mouth, my mother is a saint! She can service at least 300 dicks a night!

ickplant, to lemmyshitpost in Roughly 31.75 meters
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Imperial dicks, that checks out.

ickplant, to lemmyshitpost in Roughly 31.75 meters
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I used this study for my conversion; it lists 13.12 cm as the average erect length.

ickplant, to lemmybewholesome in Black olive birthday
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That’s hilarious.

ickplant, to lemmyshitpost in Glad it's almost over
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I’ve done it. You’re not supposed to come up with a finished product in 30 days (although some people do). Mine was a first draft of roughly 55k words.

ickplant, to lemmyshitpost in Glad it's almost over
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At the same time‽

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