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intensely_human, to asklemmy in Will human societies always enshittify themselves?

It’s called corruption and yes every institution eventually becomes corrupt.

The trick isn’t to give up, but to constantly renew the institutions by being present and alive and talking openly about what’s wrong, how to make it better, etc.

intensely_human, to asklemmy in Mother-in-Law bought family tickets to Medieval Times for tonight, but they're on strike and scabs are doing the show...

What kind of scabs do you hire for a jousting tournament?

intensely_human, to asklemmy in Mother-in-Law bought family tickets to Medieval Times for tonight, but they're on strike and scabs are doing the show...

What can I do to make amends?

Be a good person, try to do the right thing, be a positive influence in the world

intensely_human, to asklemmy in Does noone train their dogs anymore?

My dad hasn’t disciplined his dog at ally. I periodically take care of the dog when he’s out of town, and any time I do the first couple walks the dog is crazy. Constantly pulling, bolting and yanking my arm (this has given Dad a shoulder injury).

But I don’t put up with it, and after a couple walks the dog respects me and just walks alongside me.

The weird thing is my dad was in the army and is one of the most disciplined people I know. I don’t know why he seems unable (or maybe uninterested?) in training the dog.

He’s a smart dog. He picks things up very quickly. I swear he understands about 50 - 100 words of English.

Just seems so weird that my dad wouldn’t train his dog.

intensely_human, to asklemmy in How long would you live if electricity for the whole world went out permanently?

And then there’s me. I either get some of your food, or I die. The hunger is growing in me like crack withdrawal. I also have survival skills and I’ve used every tool you can imagine and I’m really good at sneaking around.

I’ve probably got a gun by now.

I’m just gonna come and take ten pound of your corn. That’s all I need, then I’ll be on my way.

What do you say? Are you gonna give me some corn?

intensely_human, to asklemmy in What's a button you hate tapping or clicking accidentally?

In redvest I used to be able to set fulfillment type with one press. They changed it to a dropdown so now it’s two taps

intensely_human, to asklemmy in What popular quote are you tired of hearing?

You realize that “important” is a different word not appearing in the set of “healthy, wealthy, and wise” right?

intensely_human, to asklemmy in Are those rust spots?

Whatever it is you can get rid of it with some steel wool

intensely_human, to asklemmy in What do you do when you're hungover?

Greasy food bro!

This poor guy’s trying to ride out a hangover on water and ibuprofen!

You need some hash browns, sausage, and coffee.

intensely_human, to memes in Where do they find these people

I always figured they paid people to act excited on The Price is Right.

Imagine if someone didn’t even want to be there and just went to the studio because their family surprised them with tickets while they were on vacation. Then they get picked and super grudgingly go through the whole game.

intensely_human, to mildlyinteresting in As God is my witness, I didn't know earwigs could fly.

They probably couldn’t before, but it got revised in a mandela effect update.

Also the rumors that they got their name by burrowing into sleeping people’s ears is grossly exaggerated. There have been no double blind studies showing this conclusion, and the Himalayan artwork depicting earwig-zombified villagers attacking a temple has been debunked as popular fiction art from the 14th century.

intensely_human, to asklemmy in What would happen if we put a giant glass tinted dome over each city?

Say it with me now!

Block! Out! The Sun!
Block! Out! The Sun!
Block! Out! The Sun!

intensely_human, to asklemmy in What would happen if we put a giant glass tinted dome over each city?

why not

intensely_human, to asklemmy in What would happen if we put a giant glass tinted dome over each city?

Oh gosh I’ve always wanted to be at the focal point of something!

intensely_human, to asklemmy in What would happen if we put a giant glass tinted dome over each city?

You’ve heard of the greenhouse effect right? And how it’s named after greenhouses? You know what a greenhouse is? A glass building.

Those domes would be like ovens inside.

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