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intensely_human, to asklemmy in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?

The past and the future do not exist

intensely_human, to asklemmy in How do you work full-time and stay awake all shift?

Just so we’re clear are you talking about literally falling asleep? If that’s the case you probably have narcolepsy.

If it’s a matter of your brain staying active enough to be able to engage, without getting frozen, a few things:

  • Limit morning caffeine. It’s an upper, and uppers crash down. The down part isn’t so useful for being alert
  • Limit the size of lunch
  • Avoid inflammatory foods at lunch
  • Get a little exercise
  • Use pomodoro timer to ensure you take a break before you need one
  • Hydrate well

On that last point: breaks are like pain meds: you should take one before the need for one becomes apparent. Keeping to that strict 25-5 schedule is great for keeping me close to peak in terms of my ability to do cognitive work.

For insomnia, the best thing for me is a 5-minute meditation session using a Muse 2 device (consumer neurofeedback training device, about $250 on Amazon). If I’m having recurring insomnia, a 5-minute session on the muse gives me about two weeks of insomnia relief.

Mostly though, I do indeed avoid desk jobs in favor of jobs that have at least some physical activity. My current job is about half desk, half physical work. And lots of face to face interaction too. Interacting with others keeps me energized.

intensely_human, to memes in They don't know

Of course the Japanese have a word for that

intensely_human, to asklemmy in What are your experiences with polyamory, first or second hand?

I was involved in a nonconsensual, clandestine polyamorous relationship once. It sucked, broke my fucking heart.

intensely_human, to asklemmy in Where on the globe would you best be able to sail a very large ship without being detected?

They use silver nitrate injection to control hurricanes then travel in their eye

intensely_human, to asklemmy in Why wasn't NYC's Central Park concept copied by other cities?

Boston spent billions of dollars to replace their downtown freeways with green space.

intensely_human, to asklemmy in What do you think would happen if Putin was assassinated right now?

Yup, nothing to figure out there. At the end of the day it’s just siberian any other coffin

intensely_human, to asklemmy in Anyone else no longer remember snoozing their alarm?

Dear god that’s terrifying. Am I not tasty enough??

intensely_human, to asklemmy in What's the most satisfying thing that's happened at a job you've had?

I came in to work one Saturday. My first time in the office on an off day. Just figured I’d get a little work done.

Computer wouldn’t let me log in. Being smart, I recognized the early signs of being fired and decided I’d get ahead of it. I couldn’t get fired again. It would just destroy my career.

So I resigned. On Monday there was so much confusion. Management was so confused, they were like “we thought it was going well”. I had some cover story about why I was quitting, because I didn’t want to admit I was just trying to interrupt a firing with my own resignation sorcery.

Finally I realized the pained looks on their faces were real. Luckily, I was finally honest about what my reasons were. Turns out IT was doing some work on my computer, and had temporarily disabled my account. Or something like that.

Anyway it just about the most ridiculous comedy of errors I’ve been in. I feel so bad for my employers. They were like “But what?? We thought it was going great”.

After discovering I had thought I might be on the verge of being let go, they resolved to be more clear about how much they valued me.

intensely_human, to memes in The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun

When that song was written honor was so deeply ingrained into our culture nobody even questioned the idea of the devil admitting he’d been beat.

intensely_human, to asklemmy in How would you rate my stick?

7/10. Good form, but that wet side makes me worry it could be weakened by rot.

With evidence of a successful truck smack test, I’d be open to raising my rating.

intensely_human, to memes in They're not equivalent

:P

intensely_human, to memes in They're not equivalent

I call automistake.

You gotta watch it like a hawk. Sometimes it will change words three or four words back in what I’m typing.

intensely_human, to asklemmy in Do the right wing women in relationships with right wing guys think it's like a draco malfoy thing where they're a good guy underneath?

When you live in a cartoonish world, it’s your perception that makes it cartoonish.

intensely_human, to asklemmy in What are some good items to put in a cold weather care kit to hand out to Homeless folks in my city?

Chemical based hand warmers. They look like tough-built teabags. Get them at any Home Depot or Lowes.

Also McDonalds cheeseburgers are nice. Where I’m at, they’re buy one, get one for $1. I can get 4 of them for $8. When I was homeless, I was calorically restricted and it sucked so much. One day there was a guy handing out McDonalds cheeseburgers from a big bag, and it was the best thing.

Those things are so calorically dense and heavy.

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