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jaybone,

Trying to explain satire is communism

jaybone,

Even though all real world implementations of communism have failed miserably, liberals must be the naive ones.

jaybone,

Hennessy

jaybone,

Yeah. The only solution here is to move.

jaybone,

Good thing my mom can’t get health care.

Hoo-Rah!

jaybone,

Wasn’t this guy awarded some kind of Nobel prize for peace or something?

jaybone,

Wouldn’t that be the cartels’ upper echelon?

jaybone,

It’s interesting that colon is a valid function name. Replace it with something else and it’s much more clear to understand what is going on here.

jaybone,

But if you do your job properly, you don’t end up in this situation.

jaybone,

And then they voted, and turns out it was like half of the voting population.

jaybone,

Is Trump back on Twitter/X again? I thought he was just Truth Social now.

jaybone,

“In Soviet Russia…” is a meme based on a quote from the TV show The Simpson’s.

Though Putin’s Russia is not really so different.

jaybone,

In Soviet Russia, they disappear you.

jaybone,

At that point what does he have to offer them?

jaybone,

Is this like a new thing? I don’t remember in the 80s or 90s schools having any kind of such peanut policies. Yet everyone here is posting like this is completely normal.

Is there some kind of peanut allergy outbreak epidemic going on with children now? Should someone be investigating this?

Or 30 years ago, all the kids with peanut allergies were home schooled and kept hidden from society?

jaybone,

I’m totally with you on this. But I want her to see the cover art. And I want to transfer my downloaded MP3s. Is there a device that does this?

jaybone,

Like I want to preload all the songs, and I don’t want her to be confused with any other apps or any other app store.

Just see the cover art and find the songs.

Almost like an iPod from 20 years ago. Or the geriatric flip phone equivalent.

jaybone,

I have a team of engineers working on this. By next week we’ll be able to put a quiche into a louis vuitton.

jaybone,

Another response says I can put a hard boiled egg into a bag.

I’m still not entirely sure if that’s possible, but I’m going to try it first thing tomorrow.

jaybone,

I like dogs, but cats are cool too.

jaybone,

WeLL tHatS NoT WHaT THEY SAID in thE oTHER threaD sMart GuY!!!

jaybone,

Your ranting is fine with me pal, I have no qualms with you.

I just want to get to the bottom of this bagged egg situation which seems to be dividing us all.

jaybone,

Or “enjoys bad jokes”

jaybone,

Or have something launch you up on an inner tube or one of those round sleds, then slide back down.

jaybone,

What’s up with your mom too?

I hope all is well, and I wish you the best in this holiday season.

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