jaybone

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jaybone,

Yeah toilet brushes really should specify which dishwasher rack they are safe for.

jaybone,

There is a rare genetic mutation that creates a zebra without stripes. It’s rare because they don’t often survive. When the lion attacks the herd, the zebras all scatter and run everywhere, in different directions. Because of their camouflage, the lion cannot tell one zebra from another, therefore cannot focus on a single target, and eventually becomes tired out.

With the stripeless zebra, the lion can focus on one individual. This is easier for the lion to hunt.

jaybone, (edited )

Take me to the freezer.

Put me in lasagna.

jaybone,

Post a picture of a guy named Bill with no hands.

Or like Bill Clinton at a blackjack table showing a 12.

jaybone,

This is like the third bread cat I’ve seen on Lemmy today. Actually one was a Turkey not a cat. Are bread animals the new thing here?

jaybone,

Oh I forgot about this. That would make their primaries even more comical. Hoping this happens.

jaybone,

I miss 1998 and my nokia I could use for self defense.

jaybone,

When the spiders start laying eggs in your eyeballs that’s when you will start sucking dicks.

jaybone,

But you never see anyone wait for one, ever. Which makes me think they must have tons of those things.

jaybone,

Also they had already made contact, does the prime directive apply?

jaybone,

I use arch-0.0.17b-x86-amd64-noarch.rpm from the snap store.

jaybone,

Just change the gravitational constant of the universe.

jaybone,

Your ranting is fine with me pal, I have no qualms with you.

I just want to get to the bottom of this bagged egg situation which seems to be dividing us all.

jaybone,

Trying to explain satire is communism

jaybone,

Other way around. Managers were engineers and want to micromanage implementation details.

jaybone,

That’s why they needed spices so badly

jaybone,

How do I put the punchline in the title?

jaybone,

I’m just curious, why are PRs worse on GitHub compared to other git hosting services?

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