jaybone

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jaybone,

There is a rare genetic mutation that creates a zebra without stripes. It’s rare because they don’t often survive. When the lion attacks the herd, the zebras all scatter and run everywhere, in different directions. Because of their camouflage, the lion cannot tell one zebra from another, therefore cannot focus on a single target, and eventually becomes tired out.

With the stripeless zebra, the lion can focus on one individual. This is easier for the lion to hunt.

jaybone,

Yeah strong Koresh vibes from these.

jaybone, (edited )

Take me to the freezer.

Put me in lasagna.

jaybone,

Post a picture of a guy named Bill with no hands.

Or like Bill Clinton at a blackjack table showing a 12.

jaybone,

Also rages on.

jaybone,

This is like the third bread cat I’ve seen on Lemmy today. Actually one was a Turkey not a cat. Are bread animals the new thing here?

jaybone,

Oh I forgot about this. That would make their primaries even more comical. Hoping this happens.

jaybone,

Duck face.

jaybone,

Compared to alcoholism.

jaybone,

I miss 1998 and my nokia I could use for self defense.

jaybone,

In the email provider analogy, you have gmail, but you can receive email from gmail users and yahoo users and any other email provider users.

jaybone,

When the spiders start laying eggs in your eyeballs that’s when you will start sucking dicks.

jaybone,

Dreaming for a creaming.

jaybone,

I’m totally with you on this. But I want her to see the cover art. And I want to transfer my downloaded MP3s. Is there a device that does this?

jaybone,

I like dogs, but cats are cool too.

jaybone,

And then they voted, and turns out it was like half of the voting population.

jaybone,

Would be funny if after you explained all this, he sided with Trump somehow. Might be an interesting premise for a novel.

jaybone,

Why is everything Action Weather?

Like cmon do you have to brand the weather report?

jaybone,

Illiterally

jaybone,

Engage?

jaybone,

This was just posted like a week ago. It’s starting to feel like another place I know.

jaybone,

I still find most Linux answers on SO.

It’s pretty rare that a search leads me to Reddit, though it does happen on rare occasion.

What distro(s) are you searching for that lead you to Reddit?

jaybone,

They are so cute.

jaybone,

Doesn’t the song go “away from the manger…”?

jaybone,

The last frame should be him knocking them off the table.

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