jaybone

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jaybone,

I miss 1998 and my nokia I could use for self defense.

jaybone,

Is that imperial or metric pi?

jaybone,

I film upside down and call it the Australian angle.

Then I film this joke and call it the dead horse angle.

jaybone,

I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works.

But his blood will make you dehydrated.

jaybone,

But the body of Christ is bread.

jaybone,

It’s pronounced source.

jaybone,

Dude that shit is recorded on microphones and levels can be adjusted with mixers.

jaybone,

Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.

jaybone,

Yeah circuit design was EE where I went to school. As a CS undergrad we had to take something called Computer Architecture where we learned about that stuff. But it was just one class, so pretty general coverage. Some CS grad stuff touches on it too (like networking.)

jaybone,

This joke was funnier when Mitch Hedberg made it with fewer words and zero pictures.

jaybone,

Someone should make a meme of Moriarty saying: btw, I use arch.

jaybone,

That woman has some man hands.

What is that little tower thing in the background?

It’s funny to me that they would take some chairs outside to sit and pose, why not just stand?

jaybone,

Yeah that occurred to me. Still funny to see these chairs in these old photographs, in places which must have seemed even to them at the time as out of place.

jaybone,

I’m a fan of all their hit song.

jaybone,

Bricks made out of grain is how you build a wonderwall.

jaybone,

Yeah this is not a bot. This is some 4chan shit. Unless you trained the LLM on 4chan, in which case this is pretty ok I guess.

jaybone,

“And then later on, he proposes to me in the line for Space Mountain.”

jaybone,

I love this autocorrect.

jaybone,

It would be fine if it weren’t for sim swapping.

But try asking anyone at your bank about a yubikey and watch them stare at you like you have broccoli growing out of your ears.

jaybone,

Same shit, different day.

jaybone,

And to roll enough to flip it wouldn’t you have to be right on the edge? Leaving you not so much suspended but on the ground on your stomach?

jaybone,

I am constantly hearing lyrics incorrectly. But this one I always heard correctly as highway.

jaybone,

Are we full circle to France is bacon something something ?

jaybone,

I make the sound of a Croatian k, but the tian is silent.

Also a ribeye bit, but the eye is silent.

jaybone,

Girls go to Risa, to get more wiser.

Boys go to Cardassia Prime, to make another stupid rhyme.

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