jaybone

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jaybone,

Will the scammers finally stop telling me to go to the start menu to check if I have their virus?

jaybone,

Well, your first problem is you have too many arrows.

jaybone,

Oh I forgot about this. That would make their primaries even more comical. Hoping this happens.

jaybone,

Straight guy here. I feel exactly the same way.

jaybone,

I Didn’t Do IT - An Introduction to Servers and Networking.

jaybone,

Well there’s this election coming up which is bound to be an absolute shit show.

jaybone,

I’m sick of these motherfuckin snakes on these motherfuckin legs.

jaybone,

When the recipe calls for a stale yolk.

jaybone,

This is like the third bread cat I’ve seen on Lemmy today. Actually one was a Turkey not a cat. Are bread animals the new thing here?

jaybone,

First fry it in bacon fat. And then crumble the bacon over it.

jaybone,

Post a picture of a guy named Bill with no hands.

Or like Bill Clinton at a blackjack table showing a 12.

jaybone,

But wouldn’t it make more sense if data was Zuckerberg? Or Lor?

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