jaybone

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jaybone,

Well, your first problem is you have too many arrows.

jaybone,

I’m sick of these motherfuckin snakes on these motherfuckin legs.

jaybone,

Will the scammers finally stop telling me to go to the start menu to check if I have their virus?

jaybone,

When the recipe calls for a stale yolk.

jaybone,

Post a picture of a guy named Bill with no hands.

Or like Bill Clinton at a blackjack table showing a 12.

jaybone,

I Didn’t Do IT - An Introduction to Servers and Networking.

jaybone,

But wouldn’t it make more sense if data was Zuckerberg? Or Lor?

jaybone,

First fry it in bacon fat. And then crumble the bacon over it.

jaybone,

Oh I forgot about this. That would make their primaries even more comical. Hoping this happens.

jaybone,

This is like the third bread cat I’ve seen on Lemmy today. Actually one was a Turkey not a cat. Are bread animals the new thing here?

jaybone,

Well there’s this election coming up which is bound to be an absolute shit show.

jaybone,

What is the fan looking button? Is that if someone farts in the elevator?

jaybone,

Straight guy here. I feel exactly the same way.

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