jaybone

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jaybone,

I film upside down and call it the Australian angle.

Then I film this joke and call it the dead horse angle.

jaybone,

Is that imperial or metric pi?

jaybone,

But the body of Christ is bread.

jaybone,

I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works.

But his blood will make you dehydrated.

jaybone,

I miss 1998 and my nokia I could use for self defense.

jaybone,

Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.

jaybone,

Or bitwise AND.

jaybone,

It would be fine if it weren’t for sim swapping.

But try asking anyone at your bank about a yubikey and watch them stare at you like you have broccoli growing out of your ears.

jaybone,

And to roll enough to flip it wouldn’t you have to be right on the edge? Leaving you not so much suspended but on the ground on your stomach?

jaybone,

I make the sound of a Croatian k, but the tian is silent.

Also a ribeye bit, but the eye is silent.

jaybone,

This joke was funnier when Mitch Hedberg made it with fewer words and zero pictures.

jaybone,

I am constantly hearing lyrics incorrectly. But this one I always heard correctly as highway.

jaybone,

Same shit, different day.

jaybone,

I love this autocorrect.

jaybone,

It’s pronounced source.

jaybone,

Compared to alcoholism.

jaybone,

I don’t use discord.

I’ve alwYs wondered about the logo though.

Is this supposed to be the ugliest smilie face?

Or a really husky wrestling woman flexing on you? Or the shirt she might wear?

jaybone,

Girls go to Risa, to get more wiser.

Boys go to Cardassia Prime, to make another stupid rhyme.

jaybone,

Bricks made out of grain is how you build a wonderwall.

jaybone,

I’m a fan of all their hit song.

jaybone,

Yeah circuit design was EE where I went to school. As a CS undergrad we had to take something called Computer Architecture where we learned about that stuff. But it was just one class, so pretty general coverage. Some CS grad stuff touches on it too (like networking.)

jaybone,

Dude that shit is recorded on microphones and levels can be adjusted with mixers.

jaybone,

Someone should make a meme of Moriarty saying: btw, I use arch.

jaybone,

Do people use the share button rather than just copy the URL from the address bar? Am I just really old?

jaybone,

Like I want to preload all the songs, and I don’t want her to be confused with any other apps or any other app store.

Just see the cover art and find the songs.

Almost like an iPod from 20 years ago. Or the geriatric flip phone equivalent.

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