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Many years from now you’ll be on your deathbed, surrounded by loved ones. Before slipping away peacefully, you will share with them your only regret in life… not eating more pizza.

jballs,
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It’s a reference to this Onion article that gets updated with a new date and location every time this happens.

The Onion didn’t get theirs listed until 8 hours after OP though, which is why I’m assuming they just didn’t link the article.

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