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jordanlund, to star_wars in Revwien Species concept art, by Ron Cobb
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What kind of joke would an ambulatory plant tell?

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jordanlund, to cyanideandhappiness in 17 January 2024
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jordanlund, to asklemmy in What do you think is the coolest designed sci-fi gun?
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Print on demand through Amazon, he doesn’t have a publisher for it. It’s about Dirisha and Geneva’s kid. Oh, yeah, they have a kid now. ;)

jordanlund, to memes in Millennials in another 20 years
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O’RLY?

jordanlund, to asklemmy in What do you think is the coolest designed sci-fi gun?
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Spetsdöd.

I guarantee you’ve never heard of it because it only appears in a series of novels by Steve Perry, the Matador books.

The gag is, it glues to the back of your hand. The barrel runs along your index finger, and you fire it by pointing your finger and touching the barrel tip with your fingernail.

It fires microdarts which can have a variety of effects, the #1 use being a drug called “Spasm” which makes every muscle in the body contract involuntarily, leaving the victim tied in a knot for 6 months.

The original trilogy of books:

The Man Who Never Missed
Matadora
The Machiavelli Interface

Then solo books after:

The Albino Knife
Black Steel
Brother Death
Churl

Prequels:

Omega Cage
The 97th Step
The Musashi Flex

jordanlund, to mildlyinteresting in Cookie experiments
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jordanlund, to comicstrips in Face the consequences - Work Chronicles
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"I don’t understand! This is the 5th company I’ve owned that has failed! Why can’t I find the right people?!?!?!’

jordanlund, to science_memes in Plan Bee
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That makes sense! Thanks!

jordanlund, to science_memes in Plan Bee
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jordanlund, to science_memes in Plan Bee
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Needs more jpeg.

jordanlund, to comicstrips in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk
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One of mine figured out that rattling the window blind wakes us up.

Then she taught the kitten to do it too.

They tag team us.

jordanlund, to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?
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That’s what the internet is for! :)

jordanlund, to asklemmy in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn?
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I’d be dead.

jordanlund, to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?
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Just because they left doesn’t mean you can’t still be friends!

jordanlund, to asklemmy in Folks in North America, where do you like to get PC parts online these days?
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Watching this thread. I’ve been LOST ever since Fry’s fell apart. :(

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