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joyjoy, to lemmyshitpost in Sleepover at a friend's

Floor gang!

joyjoy, to memes in All lives rule

It’s not good vs evil. It’s devil you know vs devil you don’t. Except if Trump wins the primary, you probably know both devils.

joyjoy, to memes in Should have gone for 1tb storage…

Hurry up and pay $3 to remove the injected ads.

joyjoy, to memes in Free money

Unless you work in a data center.

joyjoy, to comicstrips in "If I knew then what I know now" by Port Sherry

You. The person who interrupted you was yourself.

joyjoy, to comicstrips in "If I knew then what I know now" by Port Sherry

If you got interrupted while warning about the disaster, what makes you think you wouldn’t be interrupted while saying not to worry?

joyjoy, to comicstrips in "If I knew then what I know now" by Port Sherry

It gets really complex when your time traveling triggers an infinite time loop that you personally never experienced.

Example: You go back in time to warn yourself about a coming war or disaster, but you get interrupted before you can finish, so your other self panics and disaster proofs everything, unwittingly preventing the disaster. When the “war or disaster” never happens, you feel silly and stressed, so you go back in time to tell yourself not to worry so much.

joyjoy, to lemmyshitpost in Fine. Just combine your powers without me.

He’s Aquaman, except he can control not just fish.

joyjoy, to comicstrips in "If I knew then what I know now" by Port Sherry

The information came from the timeline that no longer has a you because you moved to a different timeline.

joyjoy, to risa in Let me tell you something about Hew-mons

Human is the one word they know in Federation Standard. They go out of their way to mispronounce it.

joyjoy, to risa in Not even a ridge on their head or anything?
joyjoy, to risa in Not even a ridge on their head or anything?

So you’re saying TNG caused the collapse of the Soviet Union?

joyjoy, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in My whole night is booked now

The male urge to spontaneously learn about new subjects /s

joyjoy, to lemmyshitpost in help the exit is locked

I pull on a push door because I am the door man and the door doesn’t close by itself and I’m closing the door.

joyjoy, to comicstrips in Grilboss this! Girlboss that!
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