Sleepover at a friend's
Leoimirmir, My brother had the top bunk for a while but then he had really bad gas (the kind that burns your ass on the way out) and it kept floating down to me and I was gagging all night
EvilTed, Top, you get time to duck under the covers whilst the under-bed monsters chow down on the bottom bunker.
AgnosticMammal, I’ve always had top due to loft bed vibes but now that I’m an adult, I want a bottom floor bed so bad, but I’ll lose the space saving capabilities! I currently have a whole chest of drawers under the bed and it’s been great to be able to stash things away.
But, the ability to flop into and out of bed is dearly missed…
sasquash471, bottom. on top you always get blinded when someone turns on the fucking light.
spicytuna62, (edited ) 
Be me, 10 years old
Wake up on top bunk
Rub eyes, sit up
Get wacked a in the head a half dozen times by the ceiling fan
3/10 experience, great views, not worth the brain damage
AceFuzzLord, Back when I was a kid, I was the bottom and my brother slept up top. Of course that was back when it was required we shared a room.
BetaBlake, I’m a switch
Caesium, acrophobia keeps me on the bottom
MightyGalhupo, What’s that
Lemminary, Fear of acronyms
MightyGalhupo, Ok thanks, what would it have to do with being on the top/bottom
joyjoy, Floor gang!
FlyingSquid, 
Damn, there’s a lot of bottoms in this thread. You guys are so submissive!
Exusia, 
It’s a prison thing. Dont want to fall off the top bunk.
FlyingSquid, If you’re in prison, being a bottom is pretty submissive too.
Stamets, 
Yes Sir
callyral, (edited ) 
bottom. i am afraid of heights
the fact that i’m tall doesn’t really help
Viking_Hippie, So I guess you don’t do a lot of standing up? 😛
callyral, So I guess you don’t do a lot of standing up? 😛
Nah, I tell some pretty good jokes
TheBest, 
Im a top in this case solely due to the wrestling move potential. Bout to suplex my brother back into the womb.
Thcdenton, In prison the top takes bottom
cmgvd3lw, Depends on the position
Stamets, Bottom.
But I’ll take the top bunk.
RootBeerGuy, 
UraniumBlazer, Both ;)
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