joyjoy

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joyjoy,

Meanwhile on Windows: “That’s just my antivirus. Yeah… I won’t be very productive for the next 20 minutes.”

It’s a real problem. I think there’s a Firefox bug where Firefox will freeze while checking for updates while the CPU is under heavy load.

joyjoy,

alot sex?

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/044/ALOT.png

joyjoy,

tax owed != tax paid. You wanna try taking his gold when even the IRS won’t dare?

joyjoy,

It’s not even his real birthday.

joyjoy,

I could see this as a Robot Chicken short.

joyjoy,

Unless you work in a data center.

joyjoy,

Todo:

  1. Pick up kid from soccer practice

Oops.

joyjoy,

They asked nicely, so you can’t kill people.

joyjoy,

People read the titles?

joyjoy,

He is heterosexual for political reasons.

joyjoy,

Male or female, you’re gonna destroy that toilet, and that’s pretty metal.

joyjoy,

Maybe you’re obsolete!

joyjoy,

When you’re asked if you prefer x11 or Wayland, but you like titties.

joyjoy,

I’m a sneaky fox. sneaked in your house, sat on your couch, ate your pasta, installed Gentoo.

joyjoy,

I like to think of it like a defense mechanism. By ensuring old abandoned software won’t work, you don’t have to worry about it having a major security vulnerability. Any old software that still works probably isn’t abandoned.

joyjoy,

They’ve got it backwards. Forests start as mostly pine until the larger oaks move in and block out the sun.

joyjoy,

This is why the Borg uses cubes and spheres.

joyjoy,

Don’t have to worry about a peeping tom. He’s stranded in the Delta quadrant.

joyjoy,

Hair and feathers are preserved in fossils. That’s how we know dinosaurs have feathers.

joyjoy,

Ooh, it looks even better than gtop.

Edit: Why does the menu look like this?

https://i.imgur.com/vR2uvQH.png

joyjoy,

Corporations aren’t people.

joyjoy,

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joyjoy,

So that’s what a “Studio Apartment” is.

joyjoy,

In that case, Rome has the rights to Israel. Who is the successor to the Roman empire, Germany or Russia? Let’s fight it out.

joyjoy,

It’s also the cheapest vehicle they sell due to an emission standards loophole.

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