Worf: Had my dream again where I’m making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I’d nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Cardassians, a perfect 10 from the Klingon, and my mother, disguised as a Ferengi judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.
Announcer :: Worf is showing excellent form having worked his way through the foreplay. He is showing us that he’s limber and showing amazing strength and endurance….
Ohhhhh but now he’s looking at me and listening to what I’m saying, the anger is welling up in his eyes and he seems to be ignoring his performance … and … no wait, he’s reaching into his pants, perhaps to speed things along for the competition … he’s got something in his hands, something phallic and he looks like he’s throwing it … throwing it in my di …
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