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kibiz0r, to baldurs_gate_3 in The bard we need, not the one we deserve

I wish people knew how to screenshot.

kibiz0r, to lotrmemes in A light in dark places, when all other light is out

People that work there, yes. But it was next to a conference area which often had folks from out of town or external to the company. Dudes in suits who are just there to shake hands and give a presentation.

So imagine some highly honored guest chuckling with the CEO and then 5 seconds later opening the bathroom door to find a sweaty nerd in flannel flailing around at the urinal.

kibiz0r, to lotrmemes in A light in dark places, when all other light is out

My work used to have the bathroom on a one-minute timer, so you’d end up in the dark if you were too still at the urinal.

So you have to choose how you want someone to perceive you if they walk in while you’re mid-stream:

  • “Was this guy dancing while peeing or just shifting his weight a lot?”
  • The lights flickering for just a second as you frantically wave one hand over your head
  • A piss goblin who has fully embraced the darkness
kibiz0r, to comicstrips in Loc Ness

“Did I found you”

Guys, is English is gonna survived? I see this double past tense stuff as often as I see apostrophes when someone just meant to pluralize something. And I see that lot’s.

kibiz0r, to memes in Rules for thee but not for me

Also said he won the election against Obama.

kibiz0r, to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

If google want me to do work for them, they can pay me.

They kinda do. This is the way the “free” model of internet services works. One of the reasons I think we should probably switch to expecting services to either be paid or non-profit, rather than ad/data-supported.

kibiz0r, to memes in Awww yeah

Paid yearly, right? So that the $0.25 transaction fee doesn’t instantly chop your donation in half? Right?

kibiz0r, to memes in I'm doing my part!

That text gave me a stroke

kibiz0r, to linuxmemes in One OS to rule them all, one OS to find them, one OS to bring them all and in the light bind them.

Can yall idiots just fact-check for a goddamn second? windowslatest.com/…/no-windows-12-is-a-free-upgra…

Edit: Just type “windows 12 subscription” into your search bar. It’s fewer words than any of these comments!

kibiz0r, to memes in I did NOT have inner core!
kibiz0r, to memes in Accurate.

I thought that was hair. I still see it mostly as hair. My brain can only see it as eyes for a fraction of a second at a time.

kibiz0r, to memes in If it starts moving then forget it

I love the ads that have that X’s and O’s background so you mistake a random X inside the ad for the “close” button and accidentally give them a clickthrough.

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