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lars, 6 months ago I know! Considering my ridiculously high-magnification contact lenses, my ancestors have no idea what I’m up to. They couldn’t even see across the room.
I know!
Considering my ridiculously high-magnification contact lenses, my ancestors have no idea what I’m up to. They couldn’t even see across the room.
lars, 6 months ago I live in a land where the “Founding Fathers” are mentioned on the news at least once a week
I live in a land where the “Founding Fathers” are mentioned on the news at least once a week
lars, 6 months ago (edited 3 months ago) “You never know. I mean, what if my baby cures cancer?” —Someone I’m paraphrasing but not by much ffs
“You never know. I mean, what if my baby cures cancer?” —Someone I’m paraphrasing but not by much ffs
lars, 6 months ago Fuck yes. Thank you for doing your part to not make this place worse for your woulda-been kids and for me.
Fuck yes. Thank you for doing your part to not make this place worse for your woulda-been kids and for me.
lars, 6 months ago Absolutely disagree. I didn’t know who Linus Tech Tips were till ’23 and then I was like 🎥🍿
Absolutely disagree. I didn’t know who Linus Tech Tips were till ’23 and then I was like 🎥🍿
I always forget refactoring, as in code refactoring, and fiber.
lars, 6 months ago I think writers and readers both stumble over them. I avoid both altogether these days.
I think writers and readers both stumble over them. I avoid both altogether these days.
Literal excerpts from a very popular book of books
lars, 6 months ago Turned up the sound expecting David Attenborough narration
Turned up the sound expecting David Attenborough narration
lars, 6 months ago You mean it doesn’t immediately load like other posts?
You mean it doesn’t immediately load like other posts?
lars, 6 months ago Seeing enough broken/removed/deleted Reddit/Tumblr/Twitter images/videos and then Lemmy instances removing all their user-uploaded content last year because someone uploaded trigger-warning content and then seeing my animated GIFs and high-resolution PNGs turn into pixelated, static, medium-size WEBPs after uploading them to Lemmy? It made me fucking crazy. Also, my name is lars and I’m a digital hoarder. I’m open to suggestions.
Seeing enough
It made me fucking crazy.
Also, my name is lars and I’m a digital hoarder. I’m open to suggestions.
lars, 6 months ago Yuck. I have seen that sometimes, too.
Yuck. I have seen that sometimes, too.
lars, 6 months ago Herds of young cows? Sure sounded like it.
Herds of young cows? Sure sounded like it.
lars, 6 months ago On the advice of counsel, and pursuant to my rights granted by the Fifth Amendment, I respectfully decline to answer your question.
On the advice of counsel, and pursuant to my rights granted by the Fifth Amendment, I respectfully decline to answer your question.
The flag of the Russian city of Kirov
lars, 6 months ago proud that my tax dollars fund this It feels like a gov-website feature you’d find in a country full of wise, unafraid, healthy, and peace-loving grownups. I’m a fan, too.
proud that my tax dollars fund this
It feels like a gov-website feature you’d find in a country full of wise, unafraid, healthy, and peace-loving grownups. I’m a fan, too.
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Sorry guys, we had a good run (lemmy.zip)
I can't stress enough how much I don't care. (lemmy.world)
expandn’t the list (lemmy.sdf.org)
What word do you always forget?
I always forget refactoring, as in code refactoring, and fiber.
Official history of the world (web.archive.org)
Bible (lemmy.sdf.org)
Literal excerpts from a very popular book of books
The battle for love (v.redd.it)
twenty-six (web.archive.org)
My old upstairs neighbors’ slippers (web.archive.org)
my sweater (lemmy.sdf.org)
Luck (lemmy.sdf.org)
My old upstairs neighbors (web.archive.org)
Kirov (Киров) (lemmy.sdf.org)
The flag of the Russian city of Kirov
TIL The US government runs an official dad joke database (fatherhood.gov)
My building's policy on pets (web.archive.org)
🚂 (web.archive.org)
spotted in the wild: Raleigh, North Carolina (lemmy.sdf.org)
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