lars

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lars,

If it’s not the supporters of the Killary Klinton Krime family then I don’t even want to know. (Thank you for volunteering—it’s rad!).

lars,

How does it feel like that has worked against you? [How could anyone possibly weaponize this [unless the non-profit is like Burning War-Orphan Flags and War-Orphans of America or something]?].

lars,

It’s called a fucking zipper and the only time Americans plan for the future is when they find out their lane is ending so they merge as early as possible like savages.

lars,

From the bride’s parents probs

lars,

American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life

lars,

Did a Japanese lunar probe write this?

lars,

If all license plates said “private” or “1ii11i1i” they’d never catch us all

lars,

Oh like so I bet


<span style="color:#323232;">if license plate person thinks they have 1 on they plate {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  do check to see if it’s 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    actually == i
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
lars,

I’m not gonna lie. I want any job, no matter how fake, that uses a reddened North Korean “Hotel of Doom” in its literature.

lars,

Don’t make fun of stuff that people have no control over. Big dicks are hot. Small dicks are hot.

The only people that really care are people you’re not sleeping with. Fuck them. Not literally.

lars,

Big Lemmy strikes again. I just want you to know I only passed the propaganda. No one paid me.

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