metaStatic

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metaStatic,

every time I think I've found the perfect woman it's just 3 raccoons in a trench coat that rob me again

metaStatic,

I made this

metaStatic,

And now you know the rest of the story

metaStatic,

Do a flip

metaStatic,

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

metaStatic,

igronrance is bliss

metaStatic,

I'll just leave this here

metaStatic,

All war is crime.

The real question is can an occupying force claim self defence?

metaStatic,

Remember when you could just be fight gender without injecting hormones and cutting your bits off?

metaStatic,

"count backwards from 100"

I got to 95 and some dude comes out in a clown outfit.

metaStatic,

This hole was made for me

metaStatic,

https://pics.filmaffinity.com/Foo_Fighters_Everlong_Music_Video-401184736-large.jpg

metaStatic,

same as it ever was.

metaStatic,

I like big docks and I cannot lie

metaStatic,

you need to find a Kirk shot because them both wearing a yellow shirt is perfection

metaStatic,

I'd like to buy your rock

metaStatic, (edited )

https://shutupandtakemymoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/im-gonna-make-your-mine-meme.jpg

metaStatic,

Someone driving the same speed? What if I want to change lanes you dumb bitch.

metaStatic,

carnivore btw

metaStatic,

if buying isn't owning piracy isn't stealing

metaStatic,

welcome to the fediverse. Boost = retweet ;)

metaStatic,

I think you just solved the housing crisis because this lives rent free in my head

metaStatic,

I've run into this a few times talking about my Sisters partner.

I just call him her husband now.

metaStatic,

“Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking”

metaStatic,

cocaine is a hell of a drug

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