metaStatic

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metaStatic,

it doesn't have to be a snowman

metaStatic,

/me already asleep at 8pm

metaStatic,

washed up on beaches in Australia

metaStatic,

The sexual tension between me and writing a post for 5 minutes then leaving the thread without posting

metaStatic,

100% chance she put a pin through those.

metaStatic,

Great, now Whoogle will be in my recommendations for the next 6 months

metaStatic,

New movie slaps

metaStatic,

I made this

metaStatic,

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

metaStatic,

igronrance is bliss

metaStatic,

I like big docks and I cannot lie

metaStatic,

I think you just solved the housing crisis because this lives rent free in my head

metaStatic,

Mark this NSFW you sicko

metaStatic,

Hey baby, are you an American public school? Because I want to shoot children in you.

metaStatic,

it's not about the hoddie

metaStatic,

or as I've come to call it Arch

metaStatic,

great, what drugs are we testing?

metaStatic,

I've never had Folgers. On a scale of International Roast to Leaded Petrol How bad is it really?

metaStatic,

Rust

metaStatic,

"You got that from 3 hour reconnaissance mission?"

metaStatic,

depends if you've ever written down a password and misread a seven then you've literally wasted more time by not doing it.

though strike through zero is probably more important for that situation.

metaStatic,

"you only get one shot"

Says the guy who blew his first shot

metaStatic,

Taste the rainbow mother fucker

metaStatic,

And who wins if we agree to disagree? Is it perhaps you?

metaStatic,

I want to get a joint account with my mother fuckin' Jaguar

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