havokdj,

Meow

Smoogs,

Evidently take your phone out and post a meme about it.

Lemminary,

Step femboy, what are you doing?

Digestive_Biscuit,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

What does baddie mean in this context?

funkless_eck, (edited )

in the 1600s the adverb “bad” went from meaning “incorrect” to being an intensifier - “they wanted that badly” (meaning he wanted it very much, as opposed to his want being poorly formed).

This form of hyperbole has extended over the years and orphaned to a point where now the [they wanted that] part is inferred and we can refer to something as “badass” or “baddie”, understanding subconsciously that is implied that it’s an extender of wanting/liking something “a lot” (“badly”).

smeg,

Villain, you know, like Sauron or Thanos. Imagine you’re about to shag one of them and they pull out a kawaii jonny, WWYD?

Slovene,

What would yahweh do?

NegativeInf,

Statistical analysis says gods do not use condoms.

unexposedhazard, (edited )
FreeAZ,

Say hello to her kitty

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t want eyes anymore, thank you

Excrubulent,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

I’ll take them, just in a bag, thanks!

RedditWanderer,

Always finish on the bach, never on debussy.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Ask if she’s got a cinnamoroll one

EmoBean,

Ask if they’re snug fit. I’m long and thin, like a pencil.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Why would she have the condoms?

wazzupdog,

Why wouldn’t she? I know lots of gals who have condoms, just in case. Women have plenty of reasons to have them (maybe even more than most men).

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

How would she know what size of condition to have

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Most condoms are pretty one-size-fits-all. If you really want to make sure you have your bases covered you could always just cary multiple sizes of condoms.

wazzupdog,

I mean, you dont have to put the condom on a penis, you can put it on a toy to make clean up easier, and to prevent lubes from breaking the material down.

EmoBean,

Omg! U slut!

violetraven,
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Because we’re the baddies. Keep up.

Croquette,

Because some guys try to use the “oops I didn’t bring any condom” to try and rawdog it.

If it’s a genuine mistake, then the gal can still have safe fun. Otherwise, if the guy is combative about the condom, it’s a big red flag. Win/Win for her.

MistressRemilia, (edited )
@MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Ask if she wants the second one. If we’re going to be girlfriend and girlfriend, we may as well wear matching ones.

metaStatic,

100% chance she put a pin through those.

banneryear1868,

Jokes on her I got a vasectomy.

violetraven,
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Jokes on him, I got an orchiectomy

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

As long as she’s 18 I’d smash that shit hard.

jopepa, (edited )

Whiskered for her pleasure.

Edit: I’m so sorry

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Say いいね and pound that pompompurin

embed_me,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

わかりました

stembolts, (edited )

It always bothered me when folks injected out of context Japanese and provided no explanation, but now I know some Japanese, so for the other folks here like me.

いいね is pronounced i-i-ne and translates to something like “nice”.

The comment below わかりました is pronounced wa-ka-ri-ma-shi-ta and translates to something like “I understand”.

And finally a note to the Japanese injectors. Almost no one likes when you inject Japanese out of context. If you are a student studying Japanese and inject it in context people would enjoy it more.

I accept my down votes if my observations are incorrect, have a nice day.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar
BlitzKrieg2552,

Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them

Vilian,

no woman who have a hello kitty condom is crazy

curiousaur,

They’re for her dick.

RoseRose56,
@RoseRose56@lemmy.world avatar

It turn out she has a hug strap on.

curiousaur,

You don’t need condoms for a strap on kiddo. Buckle up.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

This keeps getting better.

BleatingZombie,

Oh! Then never mind, then

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