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misterdoctor, to starwarsmemes in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

Easily the worst type of choice

misterdoctor, to starwarsmemes in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

It would do the opposite of help unless by “help” you mean “encourage me to make better decisions about my health and wellness”

misterdoctor, to starwarsmemes in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

On my life I didn’t click the link but I know it’s that John Oliver episode and I’m scared to watch it because I love chocolate. I know that’s selfish but I don’t have a lot of just for me things I enjoy and I’m loathe to take one away.

misterdoctor, to starwarsmemes in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

Age weirdness aside, I never realized how much young Beru looked like older Beru.

misterdoctor, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

We should normalize wishing your surgeon good luck, have fun before he operates on you, and then GG if it’s successful and you live

misterdoctor, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

In your best Ace Ventura voice: “If I’m not back in five minutes…just wait longer.”

Good luck with your surgery, hope it goes well and your recovery is as easy as it can be. 🙏

misterdoctor, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Good luck with your knee surgery, buddy 🙏

misterdoctor, to memes in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

So good I literally just sent this to everyone I know (just my wife)

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