Every asshole you ever knew is there. Every corrupt politician stealing food from the needy is there. Every child molester, every rapist you ever read about. Every war criminal ever identified is right fucking there.
Honestly, all the good stuff is too, but damn… maybe we should just do the universe a favor before all those fuckwits escape and pollute the cosmos.
My first laser printer was an HP Laser Jet MP5 that my boss threw away because ‘it was noisy’. Workhorse beast printed easily another 15,000 pages before I replaced it with a color laser from Brother. That beast (purchased in 2013) has gone through 3 toner carts for CYMK, and printed high res great output in glorious color for over a decade now.
Moral of the story: HP wasn’t always garbage, but they certainly are today; Brother makes a damn good printer.
the struggle isn’t negotiating with the toe-nails… the struggle is the fucking contortions and cramp-inducing reaching properly trimming the bastards involves as you age. jesus h fuck