myrrh

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myrrh,

…same as earth if your cats are siamese…

myrrh, (edited )

…we had inflatable lightsabres in the seventies, and honestly they sucked pretty hard for duelling: first time the blades struck, they’d just whip each other and entangle…

myrrh, (edited )

…yeah, i tried the public transit thing for awhile and not only spent at least as much money but also increased my commute by four to six times: totally unsustainable, mostly due to anti-infrastructure politics…

…wherever urban real estate is driven by speculative capitalism, walkable neighborhoods are a luxury reserved for the upper class…

myrrh,

…nobody’s telling me to buy josie and the pussycats, though: seems like the safer bet…

myrrh,

…and this is why i loved inglourius basterds…

myrrh,

…we have about two hundred opened single malt whiskies and it takes us years and years to finish any one bottle; two or three wee drams are usually plenty to review fairly, maybe twice if we want to come back another day for a second opinion…

myrrh,

…whisky really doesn’t ever go bad as long as the bottle is sealed; we use teflon plumber’s tape around the neck for long-term storage but there are other solutions, too…

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