misterfenskers,

I prefer Soccer Boppers

Godnroc,

BDSM? Bop dah sockers mate!

DJDarren,

Fist me, Daddy.

jettrscga, (edited )

“Blow em up, put your hand inside.”

This commercial literally demands it.

stinerman,
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Someone needs to rule 34 this on PornHub pronto.

BedSharkPal,

I still can’t believe this was a real toy that people purchased.

jettrscga,

But they’re more fun than… A PILLOW FIGHT

GrammatonCleric,
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How so? Kids still use bounce castles, that’s just skulls cracking skulls ad infinitum 😂

Jerb322,
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My brothers and I had a blast boxing each other with these!

Vladkar,

An elegant weapon, for a more… civilized age

myrrh, (edited )

…we had inflatable lightsabres in the seventies, and honestly they sucked pretty hard for duelling: first time the blades struck, they’d just whip each other and entangle…

EvilTwin,

I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

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