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stinerman

@stinerman@midwest.social

I am Stine. Comfort the afflicted. Afflict the comfortable. High School Wrestler™. Can usually correctly use the past tense in French. Suffers from clinical depression. @stinerman on Mastodon.

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Someone needs to rule 34 this on PornHub pronto.

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May be better suited to lemmynsfw.

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It was a joke though.

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No harm done. It’s just Lemmy.

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I challenge you to a quaff-off!

18+ What's your favorite episode of MST3k? (lemmy.world)

I remember one day hearing my father downstairs laughing his ass off. Went down to see what was so funny to find he had just discovered Mystery Science Theater 3000, and was losing it watching The Giant Gila Monster. I sat down to watch. I didn’t really get it then, but I’ve been a fan ever since.

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“I don’t care!”

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There are some really great ones but Time Chasers does it for me.

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Colorado Republican Primary ballot for sure. I haven’t read the decision, but that was the immediate effect.

I don’t think there’s any way the SCOTUS will let this stand.

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Je n’ai pas aimer mon travail aussi.

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Oh I thought it was about the gold coloring when you post.

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It’s a bad day if I get any less than 8.5.

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Sleeping on that trans-Pacific flight does wonders for catching up on that sleep debt.

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If those are right, my steaks are very underdone.

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Yeah buddy, that’s his own hair.

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The concept of rewatching a movie is almost foreign to me now given that I have access to a library of tens of thousands of movies. It would have to be very good and something that whoever I’m with hasn’t seen.

Of course I used to watch the same movie about every month or so back when I was growing up in the 90s.

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This is true. My little brother watched “The Lion King” every day after school for a few months.

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I actually listen to Futurama to help me sleep. I’ve added some other shows I know just as well. They are in that genre of extraordinary media that I can watch/listen to/etc. over and over again.

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Back when I worked at Burger King in high school, there was me and a stoner running the late shift. I’m running the drive through and the guy wants a Whopper, plain but heavy, heavy, heavy, […], heavy, heavy pickles. I push the “heavy pickles” button about 7 times. He probably said it 15-20. The stoner starts giggling and says “I’LL GIVE THIS FUCKER JUST WHAT HE ASKED FOR.” He proceeds to put, easily, 100 pickle slices on the sandwich. At this point it’s a pickle burger with a little meat. It goes out the window and we go about our day.

Manager gets a call about 15 minutes later. Guy calls in and asks to talk to the person who made his sandwich. Manager says “sigh, what did he do this time?” Guy says he’s been eating at Burger King for 15 years and this was the first person to make his Whopper the way he wanted.

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I hold hope for you that someone makes you that perfect burger.

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Your local library also has a lot of stuff that’s not on any streaming service. I’ve watched a lot of movies that way.

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Yeah, that’s fine. I haven’t been pirating recently, but some more obscure stuff that’s at the library might not be available on the high seas.

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Normie here.

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Yes. A lot of the people who drive trucks do so because “I’m a big boy! Listen to me make lots of noise in my big lifted truck! Vroom Vroom!!”

If people are actually using it for a small business or whatever, sure, I’ll live, but most of the people who buy them are just buying them because they want people to know their dicks are small.

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The old joke is that “Ubuntu” is a Bantu word meaning “can’t install Debian.”

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Read that as “TV for Kansans” and it still fits.

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