octoperson

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octoperson,

Aha! But you won’t be affected until time restarts. And since time has stopped for presumably the whole universe, nothing can happen to restart it.

octoperson,

You have the power to stop time.
🐵🐾 It stops for you, too.

octoperson,

Can anyone say the s and the th in Isthmus? It’s making my tongue feel funny.

octoperson,

Thought of another! I don’t have opportunity to go there anyway, cos they’re not in my country, but I always thought In-N-Out Burger was a uniquely terrible name.

So, it’s a burger that will be in and out. Why will it be in and out? Are you going to vomit it back up? Or is it because it’ll give you diarrhea? Or what else could In-N-Out mean? Sex? Why are you making me think about sex in such proximity to vomit and diarrhea? Honestly, I’m not hungry anymore.

I always thought it was a deliberately horrible name to court controversy, but it turns out the owner is a conservative Christian so it may be genuine tone deaf idiocy.

octoperson,

I lived in a city, had occasional need for a car. A car club would have been ideal. Don’t need to spend thousands on a car upfront, don’t need to deal with maintenance, don’t need to secure parking.

Problem? The only car club in town was called whizzgo. Like, a toddler word for urination. Written on all the cars in big colourful letters. No thanks.

octoperson,

Well yeah you need a cover story. You can’t just call it “vomity shit fuck burger”

octoperson,

Universe collapses into a black hole made of uncles

octoperson,

Haha JavaScript am I right? 💀💀💀

octoperson,

Getting XCom flashbacks. I’d set up a breach team on the door, and send the rest of the squad round and up that drainpipe so they can drop down from the roof. But best go around the back of the cars so as not to activate through the window.

octoperson,

If you use youtube on a mobile app rather than a browser, it doesn’t have an address bar

octoperson,

no, these are people who eat potato salad

octoperson,

Depends if you’re testing a mad hypothesis

octoperson,

Your original intent was to not need to replace tyres. If you still need to replace other parts just as often, you haven’t really improved on the problem.

octoperson,

But then they don’t use PhD’s preferred pronouns to refer to PhD in the tweet 😔

octoperson,

If you put a ! In front of the link, like this;
![alt text](https://blahblahblah)

It should show inline that’s the neat part, you don’t

octoperson,

I’ve just realised why that stuff always tastes like plastic

octoperson, (edited )

Feel old yet? This is him now

Davros, the half-dalek man from Dr Who

octoperson,

You could rewrite your greatest hits and republish somewhere you don’t mind showing them. Take the approach of a student just changing enough so they’re unlikely to get caught plagiarising their sources.

octoperson,

May be a special interest? I don’t know if there’s a clear cut distinction, or where it would be, or if it’s even useful to make one.

octoperson,

Did you know YAML is a recursive acronym? It stands for ‘YAML AML MAML LAML’

octoperson,

Mulberry bush fits in place of cobbler’s bench if you say it like mulb’ry. I’ll bet it’s a variation on the variation.

octoperson,

🤔??

  • there is a song called here we go round the mulberry bush
  • in a different song, a weasel goes pop
  • neither song has a monkey

Did Larsson get his songs mixed up? Did he learn different versions from me? Is this from the nursery song cinematic universe and the monkey is from a third song? What’s going on here?

octoperson,

There’s no copyright date on this one. If it’s the normal 80’s/early 90’s I wonder how many readers would have known what a futon was

octoperson,

Bunch of people ain’t getting curly hair!

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