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partial_accumen, to lemmyshitpost in all power to the purrletariat

Seize the means of Purrr-duction!

partial_accumen, to lemmyshitpost in Fetishize This

“Vancouver Canucks need not apply”

I’m kidding Vancouver, we still love you.

partial_accumen, to memes in Aint no way I'm giving some website my real phone number

When Blizzard shut down Overwatch 1 they required a real phone number to transfer your items and log into Overwatch 2. Tried a Google Voice number, nope, they require your real phone number. There is never going to be a situation where I want Blizzard contacting me on my phone.

…and that is why when they finally turned off the Overwatch 1 servers, I stopped playing Overwatch at all.

partial_accumen, to lemmybewholesome in only one wish required

Incoming tear jerker. You’ve been warned.

spoilerDog: "I wish the entirety of my lifespan wasn’t just a small fraction of yours. If I had 6 times my life, I likely wouldn’t be there with you at the end of yours. Even with my current life span, the last 3 to 4 years of it I won’t be the dog you knew before. My joints are going to wear out. I might lose my sight or my hearing. I’m going to be a burden when I can’t control my body well enough to get outside before making a mess. I can’t stand the thought of disappointing you! I can’t get over how unfair it is that the best I could give you for a lifetime companion is maybe 13 short years. You too will change as you grow. I’ll never get to know the multiple people you will grow into. I get this one brief glimpse of life with you where we have so much love, fun, and comfort, and then I have to go away to whats next while you grieve and go on without me. So I have a wish to be with you all the way until the end. We’ll both lie down in the sun one last time, close our eyes at the same time, and dream of days we were both capable of throwing a ball and chasing it. That is my wish. I only need that one.

partial_accumen, to lemmyshitpost in Creamy centres

Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger

partial_accumen, to asklemmy in US residents: What big domestic policy improvements have the american people won from congress in the last 30 years?

Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act (2010) - which among other things created the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and put in place the Volcker Rule which forbids banks from making certain risky investments with depositors money. To give you an idea of the power of the Volcker Rule, when it went in place banks begged (and got) a 5 year delay to divest for investments that violate the rule. Yeah, banks were playing fast-and-loose with with the money you deposited in your checking and savings accounts for their own gain. The Volcker Rule stopped (most) of that.

partial_accumen, to asklemmy in How would you feel/react if your home address was announced & published very publicly the same way celebrities experience?

As I’m not a celebrity, I’m guessing there’s quite a few more options than most of us are aware of. One example I could think of is for the celeb to make an LLC and have that LLC buy the house they’re living in.

Anyone can google their address and show up/take pictures/lurk/stalk, But thankfully most people would never think to do such a thing nor have any inclination to do so,

I’m sure that nearly all celebrities/public figures, once a certain amount famous, encounter crazy people that they should be fearful of.

How terrifying it must b for celebrities, so they have body guards and a security detail and full-fledged security system at their houses 😥 it’s exhausting thinking about it.

I don’t feel bad for them for this part. Its part of the price of being a public figure. I don’t know why people wish for fame. Seems like its a mountain of trouble to deal with.

partial_accumen, to asklemmy in US residents: What big domestic policy improvements have the american people won from congress in the last 30 years?

Not all of us!

Not even MOST of us. Trump lost the popular vote in both Presidential elections he was in.

partial_accumen, to memes in Betrayal

Like you were required to sign it, we didn’t have a choice.

Only years later with exposure to contract law did we learn about that pledge lacking “equal consideration” rendering the document null and void.

partial_accumen, (edited ) to memes in make smoking great again

Future COPD (Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disorder) patients now cancer free!

partial_accumen, to asklemmy in You have a magic pill, which de-ages you by 20 years. You can take it once in your life only, so long as you are at least 20. What age — past, current or future — do you reckon is best to take it?

Out-of-sync not only in lifestyle but you’d now be young enough to possibly outlive your loved ones. Thats a special hell, I’d imagine, burying your parents, wife, and children all because you took a pill to make you younger.

partial_accumen, to mildlyinteresting in The "Margaritaville" cruise ship is up for sale if anyone wants it.

“No lowballs. I know what I got”

partial_accumen, to asklemmy in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

Its a bad deal doing extra at an employer expecting a raise or job security. You do the extra to learn the newer/better skill, gain the experience, then take those new skills to a new employer who will pay you more for having it. This is how you move up the ladder in the 21st century.

partial_accumen, to asklemmy in What made up movie title would make it hard to sell it to the public?
partial_accumen, to lemmyshitpost in The four houses dads belong to.

How have power tool companies not figured out Gillette’s trick about giving you a free razor on your 18th birthday to lock you in for decades?

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