Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

I bought one of these and the crab arrived already dead.

Very disappointed, 1 star.

RememberTheApollo_,

Wow. Can’t believe the Whizzo Chocolate Company is still in business after those two inspectors showed up.

tabularasa,

We use only the finest baby crabs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

RememberTheApollo_,

But it’s still a crab!

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“This creme egg is crunchier than I’m used to…”

neonred,

Won’t they suffocate? 🦀

misterundercoat,

Nah they have gills, silly

Revan343,

Seems like an SCP

OceanSoap,

Dude, blue crab? Fucking delicious!

ZetaLightning94,

Dont threaten a Marylander with a good time…

partial_accumen,

Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger

XTornado,
cashews_best_nut,

Probably taste better than they currently do.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

skulblaka,

If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

cashews_best_nut,

乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Isn’t it obvious?

cashews_best_nut,

Something is something foot?

Ooooh something is afoot!

Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.

cashews_best_nut,

Oh now I see it. I put it in Google Translate which is what got me to “a foot”. But then I saw your comment with your username in Boost for Lemmy - El Barto and it clicked.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Mandela effect: Does anyone else remember this being a blue lobster?

Eczpurt,

Everything keeps evolving into crabs!

Thranduil,

Sounds like an SCP

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Those would be popular in Asia.

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